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1 Snake jokes - 25048
- What's the difference between a headmaster and a poisonous snake ? You can make a pet out of a...Read the whole joke
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2 Snake jokes - 25049
- What kind of snake is useful on your windscreen ? A viper !...Read the whole joke
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3 Snake jokes - 25050
- Why are snakes hard to fool ? They have no legs to pull !...Read the whole joke
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4 Snake jokes - 25051
- What's a python's favourite pop group ? Squeeze !...Read the whole joke
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5 Snake jokes - 25052
- What sort of perfume do snakes prefer ? Poison by Christian Dior !...Read the whole joke
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6 Snake jokes - 25053
- Why did the viper want to become a python ? He got the coiling !...Read the whole joke
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7 Snake jokes - 25054
- What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food ? Snakes and Larders !sna...Read the whole joke
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8 Snake jokes - 25055
- What do you call a python with a great bedside manner ? A snake charmer !...Read the whole joke
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9 Snake jokes - 25056
- What do most people do when they see a python ? They re-coil !...Read the whole joke
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10 Snake jokes - 25057
- What subject are snakes good at school ? Hiss-tory !...Read the whole joke
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11 Snake jokes - 25058
- What did the snake say to the cornered rat ? Hiss is the end of the line for you !...Read the whole joke
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12 Snake jokes - 25059
- What do snakes have on their bath towels ? Hiss and Hers !...Read the whole joke
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13 Snake jokes - 25060
- What do you call a snake that informs the police ? A grass snake !...Read the whole joke
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14 Snake jokes - 25061
- What do you get if you cross two snakes with a magic spell ? Addercadabra and abradacobra !...Read the whole joke
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15 Snake jokes - 25062
- What did the mother snake say to her crying baby ? Stop crying and viper your nose !...Read the whole joke
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