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1 Space jokes - 16813
- A woman at a gas station noticed a spaceship landing in front of her. An alien stepped out of th...Read the whole joke
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2 Space jokes - 25104
- Two aliens from outer space landed in Las Vegas and were wandering around the casinos. One of th...Read the whole joke
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3 Space jokes - 25105
- What did the alien say to the gas pump ? Don't you know its rude to stick your finger in your ear...Read the whole joke
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4 Space jokes - 25106
- How did the aliens hurt the farmer? They trod on his corn....Read the whole joke
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5 Space jokes - 25107
- What did the metric alien say ? Take me to your litre !...Read the whole joke
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6 Space jokes - 25108
- What do you call an alien starship that drips water? A crying saucer....Read the whole joke
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7 Space jokes - 25109
- What do you call an alien surfing the Internet? e-t....Read the whole joke
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8 Space jokes - 25110
- Why did the alien phone home on his mobile? Because it was so ET !...Read the whole joke
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9 Space jokes - 25111
- Why don't astronauts get hungry after being blasted into space? Because they've just had a big...Read the whole joke
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10 Space jokes - 25112
- Teacher: What do you think astronauts wear to keep warm? Girl: Apollo neck jumpers ?...Read the whole joke
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11 Space jokes - 25113
- Why did the boy become an astronaut? Because he was told he was no earthly good....Read the whole joke
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12 Space jokes - 25114
- Where do astronauts leave their spaceships? At parking meteors....Read the whole joke
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13 Space jokes - 25115
- Why didn't the astronauts stay on the moon? Because it was a full moon and there was no room....Read the whole joke
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14 Space jokes - 25116
- Why don't astronauts keep their jobs very long? Because as soon as they start they get fired....Read the whole joke
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15 Space jokes - 25117
- Two astronauts were in a space ship circling high above the earth. One had to go on a space wa...Read the whole joke
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16 Space jokes - 25118
- Two aliens landed in the remote countryside and went walking from the flying saucer along a na...Read the whole joke
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17 Space jokes - 25119
- Where do Martians drink beer ? At a mars bar !...Read the whole joke
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18 Space jokes - 25120
- What did the alien say when his flying saucer landed in a stud farm? Take me to your breeder !...Read the whole joke
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19 Space jokes - 25121
- What do you get if you cross a student and an alien ? Something from another universe -ity !...Read the whole joke
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20 Space jokes - 25122
- What is an astronomer? A night watchman with a college education....Read the whole joke
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