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1 Snake jokes - 25058
- What did the snake say to the cornered rat ? Hiss is the end of the line for you !...Read the whole joke
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2 Snake jokes - 25059
- What do snakes have on their bath towels ? Hiss and Hers !...Read the whole joke
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3 Snake jokes - 25060
- What do you call a snake that informs the police ? A grass snake !...Read the whole joke
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4 Snake jokes - 25061
- What do you get if you cross two snakes with a magic spell ? Addercadabra and abradacobra !...Read the whole joke
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5 Snake jokes - 25062
- What did the mother snake say to her crying baby ? Stop crying and viper your nose !...Read the whole joke
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6 Snake jokes - 25063
- What's the best thing about deadly snakes ? They've got poisonality !...Read the whole joke
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7 Snake jokes - 25064
- Why did the python do national service ? He was coiled up !...Read the whole joke
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8 Snake jokes - 25065
- What's a snakes favourite flower ? Coily-flowers !...Read the whole joke
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9 Snake jokes - 25066
- What song to snakes like to sing ? Viva Aspana !...Read the whole joke
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10 Snake jokes - 25067
- What happened when a deadly rattle snake bit a witch ? He died in agony !...Read the whole joke
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11 Snake jokes - 25068
- Why did the viper, viper nose ? Because the adder, adder hankerchief !...Read the whole joke
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12 Snake jokes - 25069
- What did the snake say when another asked him the time ? Don't asp me !...Read the whole joke
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13 Snake jokes - 25070
- What do you give a sick snake ? Asp-rin !...Read the whole joke
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14 Snake jokes - 25071
- What do you call a snake who works for the governement ? A civil serpent !...Read the whole joke
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15 Snake jokes - 25072
- What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers ? Fang letters !...Read the whole joke
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16 Snake jokes - 25073
- What's long, green and goes hith ? A snake with a lisp !...Read the whole joke
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17 Snake jokes - 25074
- "So glad to meet you" said the Hindu politely ? "Charmed I'm sure ", replied the snake !...Read the whole joke
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18 Snake jokes - 25075
- What do you get if crossed a new born snake with a basketball ? A bouncing baby boa !...Read the whole joke
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19 Snake jokes - 25076
- Why did some snakes disobey Noah when he said "Go forth and multiply" ? They couldn't, they we...Read the whole joke
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20 Snake jokes - 25077
- Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a python. Oh you can't get round me like that, you know....Read the whole joke
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