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1 Snake jokes - 25038
- What do you get if you cross a trumpet and a serpent ? A snake in the brass !...Read the whole joke
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2 Snake jokes - 25039
- What do you call a snake that is trying to become a bird ? A feather boa !sna...Read the whole joke
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- Have you heard about the slippery eel ? Didn't think so, you wouldn't be able to grasp it !sna...Read the whole joke
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4 Snake jokes - 25041
- Why can't you trust snakes ? They speak with forked tongues !...Read the whole joke
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5 Snake jokes - 25042
- What's a snakes favourite dance ? Snake, rattle & roll !...Read the whole joke
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6 Snake jokes - 25043
- What should you do if you find a snake sleeping in your bed ? Sleep in the wardrobe !...Read the whole joke
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- What do you get if you cross a snake and a hotdog ? A fangfurter !sna...Read the whole joke
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8 Snake jokes - 25045
- What's a snakes favourite dance ? The mamba !...Read the whole joke
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9 Snake jokes - 25046
- What did one snake say to another ? Hiss off !...Read the whole joke
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10 Snake jokes - 25047
- Why did the two boa constrictors get married ? Because they had a crush on each other !sna...Read the whole joke
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11 Snake jokes - 25048
- What's the difference between a headmaster and a poisonous snake ? You can make a pet out of a...Read the whole joke
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12 Snake jokes - 25049
- What kind of snake is useful on your windscreen ? A viper !...Read the whole joke
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13 Snake jokes - 25050
- Why are snakes hard to fool ? They have no legs to pull !...Read the whole joke
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14 Snake jokes - 25051
- What's a python's favourite pop group ? Squeeze !...Read the whole joke
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15 Snake jokes - 25052
- What sort of perfume do snakes prefer ? Poison by Christian Dior !...Read the whole joke
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16 Snake jokes - 25053
- Why did the viper want to become a python ? He got the coiling !...Read the whole joke
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17 Snake jokes - 25054
- What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food ? Snakes and Larders !sna...Read the whole joke
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18 Snake jokes - 25055
- What do you call a python with a great bedside manner ? A snake charmer !...Read the whole joke
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19 Snake jokes - 25056
- What do most people do when they see a python ? They re-coil !...Read the whole joke
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20 Snake jokes - 25057
- What subject are snakes good at school ? Hiss-tory !...Read the whole joke
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