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1 School jokes - 25003
- Teacher: Why can't you ever answer any of my questions ? Pupil: Well if I could there wouldn't ...Read the whole joke
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2 School jokes - 25004
- Teacher: Can anyone give me the name of a liquid that won't freeze ? Pupil: Hot water !...Read the whole joke
82 0
3 School jokes - 25005
- Teacher: Does anyone know which month has 28 days ? Pupil: All of them !...Read the whole joke
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4 School jokes - 25006
- Teacher: What is can't short for ? Pupil: Cannot miss Teacher: and what is don't short for Pup...Read the whole joke
99 0
5 School jokes - 25007
- Teacher: In 1940, what were the Poles doing in Russia ? Pupil: Holding up the telegraph lines !...Read the whole joke
92 0
6 School jokes - 25008
- Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of Pupil: Life imprisonment ...Read the whole joke
113 0
7 School jokes - 25009
- Teacher: Fred can you find me Australia on the map please ? Pupil: There it is Teacher: Now, ...Read the whole joke
91 0
8 School jokes - 25010
- Teacher: What's the longest word in the English language ? Pupil: Smiles - because there is a m...Read the whole joke
100 0
9 School jokes - 25011
- Teacher: I wished you would pay a little attention Pupil: I'm paying as little as I can !...Read the whole joke
77 0
10 School jokes - 25012
- Teacher: In what part of the world are the people most ignorant ? Pupil: Hong Kong Teacher: Wh...Read the whole joke
87 0
11 School jokes - 25013
- Teacher: You seem very well read, have you read Shakespeare ? Pupil: No Teacher: What have yo...Read the whole joke
71 0
12 School jokes - 25014
- Teacher: In music, if "f" means "forte", what does "ff" mean ? Pupil: Eighty...Read the whole joke
76 0
13 School jokes - 25015
- Teacher: Can you tell me something important that didn't exist 100 years ago ? Pupil: Me !...Read the whole joke
69 0
14 School jokes - 25016
- Teacher: Why have you got cotton wool in your ears, do you have an infection ? Pupil: Well you ...Read the whole joke
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15 School jokes - 25017
- Teacher: Name two pronouns ? Pupil: Who ?, me ?...Read the whole joke
76 0
16 School jokes - 25018
- Teacher: Fred, I'm glad to see your writing has improved. Pupil: Thank you Teacher: Now I can ...Read the whole joke
111 0
17 School jokes - 25019
- Pupil: The art teacher doesn't like what I'm making ? Dad: Why is that, what are you making ? ...Read the whole joke
115 0
18 School jokes - 25020
- Mother: "Why are you home from school so early?" Son: "I was the only one who could answer a que...Read the whole joke
114 0
19 School jokes - 25021
- Principal: Do you do your homework? Kid: Now & Then Principal: Where do you do it? Kid: Here ...Read the whole joke
89 0
20 School jokes - 25022
- Science teacher: What happened when electricity was first discovered? Fred: Someone got a nast...Read the whole joke
101 0

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