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1 School jokes - 24983
- Where do children learn their ABC's ? At LMN-tary school !...Read the whole joke
88 0
2 School jokes - 24984
- Teacher : Tommy you try my patience ! Tommy: No, teacher you had better try mine. There's more of...Read the whole joke
98 0
3 School jokes - 24985
- Teacher: This note from your father looks like your handwriting ? Pupil: Well, yes, he borrowed m...Read the whole joke
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4 School jokes - 24986
- Teacher : Would you at the back of the room stop passing notes. Pupil : We're not passing notes...Read the whole joke
100 0
5 School jokes - 24987
- Are you in the top half of your class ? No, I'm one of the students who make the top half possi...Read the whole joke
82 0
6 School jokes - 24988
- Art Teacher: The picture of the horse is good, but where is the wagon ? Pupil: The horse will d...Read the whole joke
78 0
7 School jokes - 24989
- Teacher: Why are you picking your nose in class ? Pupil: My mother won't let me do it at home !...Read the whole joke
82 0
8 School jokes - 24990
- Teacher : Why are you reading the last pages of your history book first ? Pupil: I want to know...Read the whole joke
84 0
9 School jokes - 24991
- Teacher: If you have five haystacks in one corner, five in another and two in another, how many ...Read the whole joke
82 0
10 School jokes - 24992
- Teacher: What can we do to stop polluting our waters ? Pupil: Stop taking baths ?...Read the whole joke
88 0
11 School jokes - 24993
- Teacher : Can't you retain anything in your head overnight ? Pupil : Of course, I've had this c...Read the whole joke
93 0
12 School jokes - 24994
- What do French pupils say after finishing their school dinners ? Mercy !...Read the whole joke
104 0
13 School jokes - 24995
- Mother: What was the first thing you learned in class ? Daughter: How to talk without moving my l...Read the whole joke
134 0
14 School jokes - 24996
- How do bees get to school ? By school buzz !...Read the whole joke
95 0
15 School jokes - 24997
- Teacher: How can you make so many mistakes in just one day ? Pupil: I get up early !...Read the whole joke
86 0
16 School jokes - 24998
- Teacher: What time do you get up in the morning ? About an hour and a half after I arrived at s...Read the whole joke
85 0
17 School jokes - 24999
- Mother: How do you like your new teacher ? Son: I don't. She told me to sit up the front for th...Read the whole joke
100 0
18 School jokes - 25000
- Mother: Does your teacher like you ? Son: Like me, she loves me. Look at all those X's on my test...Read the whole joke
114 0
19 School jokes - 25001
- Teacher: Can anyone tell me how many seconds there are in a year ? Pupil: 12 - 2nd January, 2nd F...Read the whole joke
90 0
20 School jokes - 25002
- Teacher: This is the third time I've had to tell you off this week, what have you got to say a...Read the whole joke
88 0

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