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1 Rabbit jokes - 16774
- A bumble bee was chasing a rabbit. Finally the bee turned around and flew away. Why? The rabbit...Read the whole joke 18 0
2 Rabbit jokes - 16775
- Baby Rabbit: Mommy, where did I come from? Mother Rabbit: I'll tell you when you're older. B...Read the whole joke 25 0
3 Rabbit jokes - 16776
- Did you hear about the rabbit who got a job in a watch factory? Alike did was stand around makin...Read the whole joke 23 0
4 Rabbit jokes - 16777
- Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges? He's the Easter Bungee!...Read the whole joke 23 0
5 Rabbit jokes - 16778
- Did you hear about the pub owner who raised a baby rabbit? It was an inn-grown hare!...Read the whole joke 21 0
6 Rabbit jokes - 24519
- Did you hear about the rich rabbit? He was a millionhare!...Read the whole joke 12 0
7 Rabbit jokes - 24520
- How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group? Look for gray hares....Read the whole joke 12 0
8 Rabbit jokes - 24521
- How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end? It was won by a hare!...Read the whole joke 13 0
9 Rabbit jokes - 24522
- How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion? It had a lot of hare pins!...Read the whole joke 20 0
10 Rabbit jokes - 24523
- How do rabbits get to work? By rabbit transit!...Read the whole joke 15 0
11 Rabbit jokes - 24524
- How do you know when there's a rabbit in your bed? You can smell the carrots on his breath....Read the whole joke 16 0
12 Rabbit jokes - 24525
- How do you know when you're eating rabbit stew? When it has hares in it....Read the whole joke 14 0
13 Rabbit jokes - 24526
- How do you make a rabbit fast? Don't feed it....Read the whole joke 13 0
14 Rabbit jokes - 24527
- How do you make a rabbit stew? Keep it waiting....Read the whole joke 11 0
15 Rabbit jokes - 24528
- How far can a rabbit run into the woods? Halfway. After that she's running out of the woods....Read the whole joke 16 0
16 Rabbit jokes - 24529
- How is a rabbit like a plum? They're both purple, except for the rabbit....Read the whole joke 19 0
17 Rabbit jokes - 24530
- Lara Rabbit: Do you think that's Sophie's natural color? Zara Rabbit: Only her hare dresser kn...Read the whole joke 14 0
18 Rabbit jokes - 24531
- May I buy half a rabbit? No, we don't split hares!...Read the whole joke 17 0
19 Rabbit jokes - 24532
- My friend is nuts. He thinks he's Bugs Bunny. But I'm positive he isn't. How do you know he is...Read the whole joke 19 0
20 Rabbit jokes - 24533
- Rabbit: Are you sure this bottle of special carrot juice will cure me? Doctor: Absolutely. No ...Read the whole joke 15 0
21 Rabbit jokes - 24534
- Rabbit: I got kicked out of my cage for not paying the rent. My wife walked out and took our twe...Read the whole joke 17 0
22 Rabbit jokes - 24535
- Waiter, what is this hare doing in my salad? I believe he's eating your lettuce....Read the whole joke 19 0
23 Rabbit jokes - 24536
- What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare line....Read the whole joke 14 0
24 Rabbit jokes - 24537
- What book did the rabbit take on vacation? One with a hoppy ending....Read the whole joke 19 0
25 Rabbit jokes - 24538
- What did the bunny say when he only had thistles to eat? Thistle have to do!...Read the whole joke 17 0

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