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1 Parent jokes - 24114
- A small boy is sent to bed by his father... [Five minutes later] "Da-ad..." "What?" ...Read the whole joke
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2 Parent jokes - 24115
- Q: How much does it cost to get married, Dad? A: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it....Read the whole joke
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3 Parent jokes - 24116
- What do young ghosts call their parents? Deady and Mummy....Read the whole joke
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4 Parent jokes - 24117
- When is a parent like a child? When he's a miner....Read the whole joke
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5 Parent jokes - 24118
- What's another name for an parent? Someone who's stopped growing except around the waist....Read the whole joke
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- Why are parents boring? Because they're groan-ups....Read the whole joke
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- What didn't Adam and Eve have that everyone else has? Parents....Read the whole joke
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8 Parent jokes - 24121
- We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk, and the...Read the whole joke
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9 Parent jokes - 24122
- When Ben hit his thumb with a hammer he let out a few choice words. Shocked by her son's outburs...Read the whole joke
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10 Parent jokes - 24123
- NEWS ITEM. Kidnappers grabbed a little boy and two days later sent him home with a ransom note. ...Read the whole joke
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11 Parent jokes - 24124
- Tad looked up from the book on ancient history he was reading and asked his father, "Pop, what's...Read the whole joke
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12 Parent jokes - 24125
- Son: Where are the Himalayas? Father: If you'd put things away, you'd know where to find them....Read the whole joke
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13 Parent jokes - 24126
- "Can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?" asked Rupert. "Okay," replied his father, "but d...Read the whole joke
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14 Parent jokes - 24127
- Father: Don't you think our son gets his brains from me? Mother: Probably, dear. I still have ...Read the whole joke
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15 Parent jokes - 24128
- Young Bobby was being fitted for glasses, and his father, standing beside him, said, "Now, rem...Read the whole joke
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16 Parent jokes - 24129
- "Papa, who was Hamlet?" "You birdbrain! Bring me the Bible and I'll show you who he was."...Read the whole joke
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17 Parent jokes - 24130
- "Dad, do you believe in Buddha?" "Why, of course, but I think margarine is just as good."...Read the whole joke
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18 Parent jokes - 24131
- "Dad, why do you write so slow?" asked Dennis. "I have to," replied his father. "I'm a slow read...Read the whole joke
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19 Parent jokes - 24132
- Son: What is an autobiography? Father: Er, the story of an automobile....Read the whole joke
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20 Parent jokes - 24133
- Talbot and his son James were called to Mrs. Cren-shaw's classroom. "Mr. Talbot," said the t...Read the whole joke
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