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1 Police jokes - 24496
- A local policeman had just finished his shift one cold November evening and was at home with his...Read the whole joke
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2 Police jokes - 24497
- An off-duty police officer, familiar with radar guns, drove through a school zone within the le...Read the whole joke
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3 Police jokes - 24498
- "Now as I understand it, Sir," said the police officer to the motorist, "you were driving this v...Read the whole joke
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4 Police jokes - 24499
- Policeman: Now, sir, how did you come to have this accident? Motorist: Well, the sign just there ...Read the whole joke
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5 Police jokes - 24500
- The police are looking for a thief with one eye Why don't they use two?...Read the whole joke
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6 Police jokes - 24501
- Police officer: And what do you think you are doing on this road, Dracula? Dracula: Looking fo...Read the whole joke
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7 Police jokes - 24502
- What did the police officer say to his stomach? I've got you under a vest....Read the whole joke
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8 Police jokes - 24503
- What nickname did the police give to the new blonde woman police officer? A fair cop....Read the whole joke
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9 Police jokes - 24504
- What nickname did the police give to the new blonde woman police officer? A fair cop....Read the whole joke
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10 Police jokes - 24505
- "I'll have to report you, sir," said the traffic cop to the speeding driver. "You were doing 85 ...Read the whole joke
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11 Police jokes - 24506
- How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow-worm? He has a flashing light....Read the whole joke
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12 Police jokes - 24507
- Woman: Officer you must help. I've just lost my wig. Police officer: Certainly, ma'am, we'll c...Read the whole joke
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13 Police jokes - 24508
- Cop: Why didn't you stop when I shouted at you back there? Motorist: I thought you were saying ...Read the whole joke
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14 Police jokes - 24509
- Motorist: Why are you crying after giving me that ticket? Policeman: It was a moving violation....Read the whole joke
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15 Police jokes - 24510
- Police Chief: Why are you putting handcuffs on that building? Officer: I'm making a house arres...Read the whole joke
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16 Police jokes - 24511
- Police Chief: Why did you arrest that doctor? Officer: He was trying to take someone's pulse....Read the whole joke
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17 Police jokes - 24512
- Police Chief: Why did you ticket the computer? Officer: It was speeding along the information h...Read the whole joke
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18 Police jokes - 24513
- Police Chief: Why did you tie a rope on that criminal? Officer: You ordered me to get a line on...Read the whole joke
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19 Police jokes - 24514
- Police Chief: Why do you spend all your time trying to hit flies? Officer: You assigned me to t...Read the whole joke
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20 Police jokes - 24515
- Veronica was practicing the piano when suddenly there was a loud pounding on the front door. S...Read the whole joke
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