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1 Police jokes - 16772
- A local policeman had just finished his shift one cold November evening and was at home with h...Read the whole joke
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2 Police jokes - 16773
- A new man is brought into Prison Cell 102. Already there is a long-time resident who looks 1...Read the whole joke
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3 Police jokes - 24398
- A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry store. "Lis...Read the whole joke
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4 Police jokes - 24399
- The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Gomer - who was not exactly the sharpest nail in ...Read the whole joke
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5 Police jokes - 24400
- Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of Bud. ...Read the whole joke
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6 Police jokes - 24401
- A police car pulls up in front of grandma Bessie's house, and grandpa Morris gets out. The po...Read the whole joke
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7 Police jokes - 24402
- Juggler, driving to his next performance, was stopped by the police. "What are those knives doin...Read the whole joke
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8 Police jokes - 24403
- A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license. He says "Lady, it says here that you should b...Read the whole joke
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9 Police jokes - 24404
- A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually increases his speed u...Read the whole joke
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10 Police jokes - 24405
- A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a cruiser with an experienced partner. A c...Read the whole joke
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11 Police jokes - 24406
- The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they...Read the whole joke
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12 Police jokes - 24407
- Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the streets o...Read the whole joke
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13 Police jokes - 24408
- A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out of the lanes. He goes up...Read the whole joke
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14 Police jokes - 24409
- A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house...Read the whole joke
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15 Police jokes - 24410
- Traffic was backed up for miles, the police were going car to car. When they got to my car I ask...Read the whole joke
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16 Police jokes - 24411
- "When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least." "You're wrong, officer, it's o...Read the whole joke
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17 Police jokes - 24412
- A tourist asks a man in uniform, "Are you a policeman?" "No, I am an undercover detective." ...Read the whole joke
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18 Police jokes - 24413
- A cop pulls a car over on the highway for speeding. When he asks for the driver's license, the d...Read the whole joke
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19 Police jokes - 24414
- Warning to shoplifters: Anyone caught shoplifting will be beaten, gagged, whipped and tortured. ...Read the whole joke
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20 Police jokes - 24415
- A man was caught for speeding and went before the judge. The judge said, "What will you take....Read the whole joke
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