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1 Pig jokes - 24269
- Why did the pig run away from the pig sty? He felt that the other pigs were taking him for grun...Read the whole joke
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2 Pig jokes - 24270
- Why did the pig wear yellow coveralls? He split a seam in his blue ones....Read the whole joke
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3 Pig jokes - 24271
- Why did the piglets do badly in school? They were all slow loiners....Read the whole joke
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4 Pig jokes - 24272
- Why did the piglets get in trouble in their biology class? They ate all the specimens....Read the whole joke
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5 Pig jokes - 24273
- Why did the piglets get in trouble in their stained glass class? They stained it with mud....Read the whole joke
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6 Pig jokes - 24274
- Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green? It was Saint Patrick's Day....Read the whole joke
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7 Pig jokes - 24275
- Why did the spotted pigs run away? They thought the traveling salesman told the farmer to put hi...Read the whole joke
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8 Pig jokes - 24276
- Why didn't the Blonic Pig get a TV series of his own? He made the mistake of going to a barbec...Read the whole joke
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9 Pig jokes - 24277
- Why didn't the piglets listen to the teacher pig? Because he was an old boar....Read the whole joke
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10 Pig jokes - 24278
- Why didn't the pigs eat the rotten eggs in their feed trough? They were saving the best for la...Read the whole joke
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11 Pig jokes - 24279
- Why do pigs like February 14th? They get lots of Valenswines....Read the whole joke
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12 Pig jokes - 24280
- Why do pigs love Halloween? There's lots of hogsgobblin....Read the whole joke
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13 Pig jokes - 24281
- Why do pigs run into trees? To shake out the alligators. I've never seen an alligator In a tre...Read the whole joke
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14 Pig jokes - 24282
- Why doesn't Santa hitch his sleigh to a pig? Pigs don't have red noses....Read the whole joke
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15 Pig jokes - 24283
- Why is a pig in a water trough like a penny? Because its head is on one side and its tail is on ...Read the whole joke
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16 Pig jokes - 24284
- Why was the pig unhappy in the Minors? Because he wants to play in the Pig Leagues....Read the whole joke
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17 Pig jokes - 24285
- Why is the cook worried about catching his runaway pig? He knows a little ham goes a long way....Read the whole joke
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18 Pig jokes - 24286
- Why is your dad chasing those pigs through the garden? We're raising mashed potatoes....Read the whole joke
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19 Pig jokes - 24287
- Why isn't there a Superpig? It's too hard for a pig to change clothes in a telephone booth....Read the whole joke
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20 Pig jokes - 24288
- Why should you never invite a pig to join your tug-of-war team? Pigs want to be pulled through...Read the whole joke
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