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Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Parent jokes - 16754
- Murphy said to his daughter, "I want you home by
eleven o'clock."
She said, "But Father, I'm...Read the whole joke |
274 |
0 |
| 2 |
Parent jokes - 16755
- With four
daughters and one son always
dashing to school activities and part-time
jobs, our sc...Read the whole joke |
182 |
0 |
| 3 |
Parent jokes - 16756
- A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My
wife is pregnant, and
her contractions are only two...Read the whole joke |
233 |
0 |
| 4 |
Parent jokes - 16757
- A man
and his wife were making their first
doctor visit, the wife being
pregnant with their fi...Read the whole joke |
227 |
0 |
| 5 |
Parent jokes - 16758
- The man passed out in a dead faint as he came
out of
his front door onto the porch.
Someone ...Read the whole joke |
170 |
0 |
| 6 |
Parent jokes - 24099
- When our second child was on the way, my wife
and I
attended a pre-birth class aimed at couples ...Read the whole joke |
166 |
0 |
| 7 |
Parent jokes - 24100
- On a
flight to Florida, I was preparing my
notes for one of the parent-education
seminars I co...Read the whole joke |
179 |
0 |
| 8 |
Parent jokes - 24101
- For two solid hours, the lady
sitting next
to a man on an airplane had told him about her
gran...Read the whole joke |
158 |
0 |
| 9 |
Parent jokes - 24102
- A woman meant to call a record store but dialed
the
wrong number and got a private home instead....Read the whole joke |
171 |
0 |
| 10 |
Parent jokes - 24103
- Kids can sometimes ask the toughest
questions.
Son: Father, Can I ask you a question?
Father...Read the whole joke |
166 |
0 |
| 11 |
Parent jokes - 24104
- For weeks a six-year old lad kept telling his
first-grade teacher about the baby brother or sist...Read the whole joke |
171 |
0 |
| 12 |
Parent jokes - 24105
- Four
expectant fathers were in a
Minneapolis hospital waiting room, while
their wives were in ...Read the whole joke |
191 |
0 |
| 13 |
Parent jokes - 24106
- There was a woman who was pregnant with
twins, and shortly before they were due, she had an acci...Read the whole joke |
173 |
0 |
| 14 |
Parent jokes - 24107
- A country doctor went way out to the boondocks
to deliver a baby.
It was so far out, there wa...Read the whole joke |
171 |
0 |
| 15 |
Parent jokes - 24108
- There was this little kid who had a bad
habit of sucking his thumb. His mother finally told him ...Read the whole joke |
142 |
0 |
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