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1 Parent jokes - 16754
- Murphy said to his daughter, "I want you home by eleven o'clock." She said, "But Father, I'm...Read the whole joke
338 0
2 Parent jokes - 16755
- With four daughters and one son always dashing to school activities and part-time jobs, our sc...Read the whole joke
223 0
3 Parent jokes - 16756
- A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two...Read the whole joke
287 0
4 Parent jokes - 16757
- A man and his wife were making their first doctor visit, the wife being pregnant with their fi...Read the whole joke
291 0
5 Parent jokes - 16758
- The man passed out in a dead faint as he came out of his front door onto the porch. Someone ...Read the whole joke
228 0
6 Parent jokes - 24099
- When our second child was on the way, my wife and I attended a pre-birth class aimed at couples ...Read the whole joke
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7 Parent jokes - 24100
- On a flight to Florida, I was preparing my notes for one of the parent-education seminars I co...Read the whole joke
218 0
8 Parent jokes - 24101
- For two solid hours, the lady sitting next to a man on an airplane had told him about her gran...Read the whole joke
198 0
9 Parent jokes - 24102
- A woman meant to call a record store but dialed the wrong number and got a private home instead....Read the whole joke
201 0
10 Parent jokes - 24103
- Kids can sometimes ask the toughest questions. Son: Father, Can I ask you a question? Father...Read the whole joke
196 0
11 Parent jokes - 24104
- For weeks a six-year old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about the baby brother or sist...Read the whole joke
213 0
12 Parent jokes - 24105
- Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room, while their wives were in ...Read the whole joke
246 0
13 Parent jokes - 24106
- There was a woman who was pregnant with twins, and shortly before they were due, she had an acci...Read the whole joke
238 0
14 Parent jokes - 24107
- A country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby. It was so far out, there wa...Read the whole joke
221 0
15 Parent jokes - 24108
- There was this little kid who had a bad habit of sucking his thumb. His mother finally told him ...Read the whole joke
187 0
16 Parent jokes - 24109
- A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said: "That's the ugliest baby I've ever se...Read the whole joke
110 0
17 Parent jokes - 24110
- A man observed a woman in the grocery store with a three year old girl in her basket. As they pa...Read the whole joke
89 0
18 Parent jokes - 24111
- The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the pool. "Everyone kno...Read the whole joke
145 0
19 Parent jokes - 24112
- Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to the driveway, a...Read the whole joke
120 0
20 Parent jokes - 24113
- A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. "I love my daughter, and no...Read the whole joke
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