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1 Marriage jokes - 23239
- The angry wife met her husband at the door. His breath stunk of alcohol and his face was plaste...Read the whole joke
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2 Marriage jokes - 23240
- One of the bachelors in the apartment development sneaked up behind an older woman, covered her...Read the whole joke
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3 Marriage jokes - 23241
- The young immigrant couple had just left the courthouse after being sworn in as American citiz...Read the whole joke
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4 Marriage jokes - 23242
- A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas. A friend of his said, "I thought...Read the whole joke
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5 Marriage jokes - 23243
- A young lady came home and told her Mother that her boyfriend had proposed but she had turned h...Read the whole joke
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6 Marriage jokes - 23244
- Miles Dobson was away from home on business in another city. When he called home, his wife tol...Read the whole joke
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7 Marriage jokes - 23245
- A woman got a problem with her closet door - it was felling every time a bus was passing by. S...Read the whole joke
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8 Marriage jokes - 23246
- A woman and her lover are on the bed in the woman's home, when all of a sudden, they hear the f...Read the whole joke
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9 Marriage jokes - 23247
- Wife: Who was that on the phone? Husband: Wrong number. Some guy thought this was the weather ...Read the whole joke
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10 Marriage jokes - 23248
- Night. A sleeping couple is lying in a bed. Door bell rings. A couple wakes up. Woman: "Quick...Read the whole joke
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11 Marriage jokes - 23249
- The couple was dining out when the wife noticed a familiar face at the bar. "Elliot," she said...Read the whole joke
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12 Marriage jokes - 23250
- Moe: My wife converted me to religion. Joe: Really? Moe: Yes. Until I married her I didn't belie...Read the whole joke
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13 Marriage jokes - 23251
- Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman ...Read the whole joke
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14 Marriage jokes - 23252
- NOVICE: Do clever men make good husbands? SAGE: Clever men don't BECOME husbands!...Read the whole joke
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15 Marriage jokes - 23253
- A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. ...Read the whole joke
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16 Marriage jokes - 23254
- An English professor wrote the words, "woman without her man is a savage" on the blackboard an...Read the whole joke
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17 Marriage jokes - 23255
- How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull? Marry her !...Read the whole joke
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18 Marriage jokes - 23256
- "I was in a very generous mood today," a woman says to her friend. "I gave a poor beggar $25." ...Read the whole joke
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19 Marriage jokes - 23257
- A woman entered the hospital to deliver her 15th child. "Congratulations," said the nurse, "bu...Read the whole joke
187 0
20 Marriage jokes - 23258
- A child at a Christian school was studying the early days of Mormonism in his class. He wrote ...Read the whole joke
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