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1 Marriage jokes - 23199
- I've got trouble with the wife again - she came into the bar looking for me and I asked for he...Read the whole joke
160 0
2 Marriage jokes - 23200
- Not that my wife's the jealous type or anything, but one day at work, I had taken this temp wh...Read the whole joke
163 0
3 Marriage jokes - 23201
- A jealous husband hires a private detective to check up on his wife. The husband tells the det...Read the whole joke
167 0
4 Marriage jokes - 23202
- This man was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully enjoying himself, when ...Read the whole joke
160 0
5 Marriage jokes - 23203
- An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each other. When they had a...Read the whole joke
163 0
6 Marriage jokes - 23204
- A bum asks a man for $2. The man asked, "Will you buy booze?" The bum said, "No." The man asked...Read the whole joke
159 0
7 Marriage jokes - 23205
- A wife was berating her husband. He motioned for her to quiet down saying, "Don't unleash the ...Read the whole joke
154 0
8 Marriage jokes - 23206
- "You and your husband don't seem to have an awful lot in common," said the new tenant's neighbo...Read the whole joke
171 0
9 Marriage jokes - 23207
- A man brings his wife a glass of water and two aspirins. She looks surprised and says, I don't ...Read the whole joke
179 0
10 Marriage jokes - 23208
- Wife: "Do you think of me when you're away darling?" Husband: "Yes honey, I always bare you i...Read the whole joke
151 0
11 Marriage jokes - 23209
- Two men are having an awfully slow round of golf because the two ladies in front of them managed...Read the whole joke
142 0
12 Marriage jokes - 23210
- A man calls his family doctor: man: Doctor, for the last week my wife has thought that she wa...Read the whole joke
165 0
13 Marriage jokes - 23211
- A man comes home and hears hard breathing female noises from inside the aprtment, walks inside ...Read the whole joke
149 0
14 Marriage jokes - 23212
- Playboy is coming out with a new magazine for men who are married. Every month the centerfol...Read the whole joke
123 0
15 Marriage jokes - 23213
- After she woke up, a woman told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace ...Read the whole joke
139 0
16 Marriage jokes - 23214
- A guy is dating three women and can't decide which one to marry. He gives each $1,000 to see how...Read the whole joke
316 1
17 Marriage jokes - 23215
- An Illinois man who left the snow-filled streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife ...Read the whole joke
175 0
18 Marriage jokes - 23216
- If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you, what have you usually done wrong? Ma...Read the whole joke
224 0
19 Marriage jokes - 23217
- The sailor came home from a secret two year mission only to find his wife with a new born baby. ...Read the whole joke
141 0
20 Marriage jokes - 23218
- Mrs. Culpepper was almost in tears. "Oh Marie," she said to her maid, "I have reason to suspec...Read the whole joke
224 0

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