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1 Music jokes - 23928
- Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune? A: The bow is moving....Read the whole joke 14 0
2 Music jokes - 23929
- Q: How do you make a violin sound like a viola? A: Sit in the back and don't play....Read the whole joke 22 0
3 Music jokes - 23930
- Q: How do you make a violin sound like a viola? A: Play in the low register with a lot of wrong...Read the whole joke 24 0
4 Music jokes - 23931
- Q: What is the difference between a violin and a viola? A: A viola burns longer....Read the whole joke 19 0
5 Music jokes - 23932
- Q: Why does a viola burn longer than a violin? A: It is usually still in the case....Read the whole joke 18 0
6 Music jokes - 23933
- Q: What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common? A: Everyone is happy when the case is closed....Read the whole joke 17 0
7 Music jokes - 23934
- Q: Why is a violinist like a Scud missile? A: Both are offensive and inaccurate....Read the whole joke 27 0
8 Music jokes - 23935
- Q: What is the difference between a violist and a terrorist? A: Terrorists have sympathizers....Read the whole joke 19 0
9 Music jokes - 23936
- Q: Why don't violists play hide and seek? A: Because no one will look for them....Read the whole joke 20 0
10 Music jokes - 23937
- Q: Why shouldn't violists take up mountaineering? A: Because if they get lost, it takes ages be...Read the whole joke 12 0
11 Music jokes - 23938
- Jacques Thibault, the violinist, was once handed an autograph book by a fan while in the greenro...Read the whole joke 21 0
12 Music jokes - 23939
- Two violinists make a pact that whoever dies first, he will contact the other and tell him what ...Read the whole joke 23 0
13 Music jokes - 23940
- "Haven't I seen your face before?" a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant. "You ha...Read the whole joke 25 0
14 Music jokes - 23941
- Q: How do you tell when your lead singer is at the door? A: He can't find the key and doesn't k...Read the whole joke 20 0
15 Music jokes - 23942
- Q: What is the missing link between the bass and the ape? A: The baritone....Read the whole joke 25 0

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