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1 Music jokes - 23999
- Q: Did you hear about the drummer who locked his keys in his car? A: It took him four hours to ...Read the whole joke
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2 Music jokes - 24000
- Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. The piano player can do ...Read the whole joke
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3 Music jokes - 24001
- Q: How many bassoonists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Only one, but they'll insist ...Read the whole joke
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4 Music jokes - 24002
- Q: What is the difference between a cello and a coffin? A: The coffin has the corpse on the ins...Read the whole joke
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5 Music jokes - 24003
- Q: How do you get a cellist to play fortissimo? A: Write 'pp, espressivo'....Read the whole joke
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6 Music jokes - 24004
- Q: What's the definition of a nerd? A: Someone who has his or her own alto clarinet....Read the whole joke
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7 Music jokes - 24005
- Q: How do know a clarinet player is playing loud? A: You can almost hear them....Read the whole joke
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8 Music jokes - 24006
- Q: How do you get a clarinet player to play louder? A: You can't!...Read the whole joke
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9 Music jokes - 24007
- Q: What's the difference between a violist and a dressmaker? A: A dressmaker tucks up frills....Read the whole joke
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10 Music jokes - 24008
- Q: What will you never say about a banjo player? A: That's the banjo player's porsche....Read the whole joke
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11 Music jokes - 24009
- Q: What's the inscription on dead blues-singers tombstones? A: "I didn't wake up this morning....Read the whole joke
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12 Music jokes - 24010
- Q: Why do drummers always have trouble entering a room ? A: They never know when to come in....Read the whole joke
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13 Music jokes - 24011
- Q: How do you know if there is a drummer at your door? A: The knocking always speeds up....Read the whole joke
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14 Music jokes - 24012
- Q: How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None. They have a machine that doe...Read the whole joke
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15 Music jokes - 24013
- Knock Knock Who's there ! Bach ! Bach who ? Bach to work!...Read the whole joke
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16 Music jokes - 24014
- Knock Knock Who's there ! Bass ! Bass who ? Bass the salt and pepper please !...Read the whole joke
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17 Music jokes - 24015
- Knock Knock Who's there ! Bassoon ! Bassoon who ? Bassoon things will be better !...Read the whole joke
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18 Music jokes - 24016
- Knock Knock Who's there ! Beethoven ! Beethoven who ? Beethoven is too hot !...Read the whole joke
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19 Music jokes - 24017
- What do you call a mammoth who conducts an orchestra? Tuskanini....Read the whole joke
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20 Music jokes - 24018
- When is the water in the shower room musical? When it's piping hot....Read the whole joke
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