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1 Music jokes - 23959
- Q: How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb? A: Seven; one to change and the...Read the whole joke
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2 Music jokes - 23960
- Q: Why don't they know where Mozart is buried? A: Because he's Haydn!...Read the whole joke
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3 Music jokes - 23961
- Q: What's musical and handy in a supermarket? A: A Chopin Liszt....Read the whole joke
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4 Music jokes - 23962
- Q: What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins? A: A pair of Re-bachs....Read the whole joke
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5 Music jokes - 23963
- Q: What do you call a male quartet? A: Three men and a tenor....Read the whole joke
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6 Music jokes - 23964
- Fritz Kriesler and Rachmaninov had a recital in Carnegie Hall once. In the middle of the music, ...Read the whole joke
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7 Music jokes - 23965
- A tourist is sightseeing in a European city. She comes upon the tomb of Beethoven, and begins ...Read the whole joke
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8 Music jokes - 23966
- Q: What is the definition of an optimist? A: An accordion player with a pager....Read the whole joke
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9 Music jokes - 23967
- Q: What's the range of an accordion? A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm!...Read the whole joke
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10 Music jokes - 23968
- Q: What's the difference between an onion and an accordion? A: No-one cries when you chop up an...Read the whole joke
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11 Music jokes - 23969
- Q: What's the definition of perfect pitch? A: When an accordion is thrown down the toilet witho...Read the whole joke
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12 Music jokes - 23970
- Q: How do you protect a valuable instrument? A: Hide it in an accordion case....Read the whole joke
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13 Music jokes - 23971
- Q: What's an accordion good for? A: Learning how to fold a map....Read the whole joke
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14 Music jokes - 23972
- Q: What's the difference between a chainsaw and an accordion? A: A chainsaw can be tuned....Read the whole joke
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15 Music jokes - 23973
- Q: Why is it good that accordionists have a half-ounce more brains than horses? A: So they don'...Read the whole joke
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16 Music jokes - 23974
- Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play? A: To get away from the noise....Read the whole joke
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17 Music jokes - 23975
- Q: What's the only thing worse than a bagpiper? A: Good question. We're still trying to find ou...Read the whole joke
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18 Music jokes - 23976
- Q. How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch? A. He can throw a set into the middle of a ...Read the whole joke
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19 Music jokes - 23977
- Q. How is playing a bagpipe like throwing a javelin blindfolded? A. You don't have to be very ...Read the whole joke
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20 Music jokes - 23978
- Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get away from the bagpipe recital....Read the whole joke
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