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1 Music jokes - 23938
- Jacques Thibault, the violinist, was once handed an autograph book by a fan while in the greenro...Read the whole joke
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2 Music jokes - 23939
- Two violinists make a pact that whoever dies first, he will contact the other and tell him what ...Read the whole joke
106 0
3 Music jokes - 23940
- "Haven't I seen your face before?" a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant. "You ha...Read the whole joke
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4 Music jokes - 23941
- Q: How do you tell when your lead singer is at the door? A: He can't find the key and doesn't k...Read the whole joke
118 0
5 Music jokes - 23942
- Q: What is the missing link between the bass and the ape? A: The baritone....Read the whole joke
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6 Music jokes - 23943
- Q: What is the difference between a Wagnerian soprano and a Wagnerian Tenor? A: About 10 pounds...Read the whole joke
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7 Music jokes - 23944
- Q: How can you tell when a tenor is really stupid? A: When the other tenors notice....Read the whole joke
98 0
8 Music jokes - 23946
- Q: Dad, why do the singers rock left and right while performing on stage? A: Because, son, it i...Read the whole joke
107 0
9 Music jokes - 23947
- Q: Mom, why do you always stand by the window when I practice for my singing lessons? A: I do...Read the whole joke
74 0
10 Music jokes - 23948
- When a young hotshot conductor was making his debut at the Met, he showed the jaded and skeptica...Read the whole joke
97 0
11 Music jokes - 23949
- Q: What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet? A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra after a to...Read the whole joke
105 0
12 Music jokes - 23950
- Q: What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their drumsticks? A: Stick them up front...Read the whole joke
102 0
13 Music jokes - 23951
- Q: Why are conductors' hearts popular for transplants? A: They've had little use....Read the whole joke
114 0
14 Music jokes - 23952
- A musician calls the orchestra office, asks for the conductor, and is told that he is dead. T...Read the whole joke
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15 Music jokes - 23953
- Q: What do you get when you play a new age song backwards? A: A new age song....Read the whole joke
99 0
16 Music jokes - 23954
- Q: What happens if you sing country music backwards? A: You get your job and your wife back....Read the whole joke
95 0
17 Music jokes - 23955
- Q: How can you tell someone is a true music lover? A: When they even put their ear up to the ba...Read the whole joke
99 0
18 Music jokes - 23956
- Q: What do you get if Bach falls off a horse, but has the courage to get on again and continue r...Read the whole joke
91 0
19 Music jokes - 23957
- Q: How many bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two. One to screw it ...Read the whole joke
91 0
20 Music jokes - 23958
- Q: How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb? A: Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb, 2 to tu...Read the whole joke
99 0

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