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1 Music jokes - 23918
- Q: What is the difference between a dog and a viola? A: The dog knows when to stop scratching....Read the whole joke
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2 Music jokes - 23919
- Q: Why can't you hear a viola on a digital recording? A: Recording technology has reached such ...Read the whole joke
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3 Music jokes - 23920
- Q: What is the definition of a major seventh? A: A violist playing octaves....Read the whole joke
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4 Music jokes - 23921
- Q: How is lightning like a violist's fingers? A: Neither one strikes in the same place twice....Read the whole joke
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5 Music jokes - 23922
- Q: Which positions does a violist use? A: First, third, and emergency....Read the whole joke
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6 Music jokes - 23923
- Q: Why are orchestra intermissions only twenty minutes long? A: So the violists don't need to b...Read the whole joke
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7 Music jokes - 23924
- Q: When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story buildin...Read the whole joke
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8 Music jokes - 23925
- Q: How do you get a viola section to play spiccato? A: Write a whole note with "solo" above it....Read the whole joke
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9 Music jokes - 23926
- A violist and a cellist were standing on a sinking ship together. "Help!" cried the cellist, ...Read the whole joke
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10 Music jokes - 23927
- A violist comes home late at night to discover fire trucks, police cars, and a smoking crater ...Read the whole joke
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11 Music jokes - 23928
- Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune? A: The bow is moving....Read the whole joke
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12 Music jokes - 23929
- Q: How do you make a violin sound like a viola? A: Sit in the back and don't play....Read the whole joke
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13 Music jokes - 23930
- Q: How do you make a violin sound like a viola? A: Play in the low register with a lot of wrong...Read the whole joke
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14 Music jokes - 23931
- Q: What is the difference between a violin and a viola? A: A viola burns longer....Read the whole joke
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15 Music jokes - 23932
- Q: Why does a viola burn longer than a violin? A: It is usually still in the case....Read the whole joke
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16 Music jokes - 23933
- Q: What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common? A: Everyone is happy when the case is closed....Read the whole joke
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17 Music jokes - 23934
- Q: Why is a violinist like a Scud missile? A: Both are offensive and inaccurate....Read the whole joke
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18 Music jokes - 23935
- Q: What is the difference between a violist and a terrorist? A: Terrorists have sympathizers....Read the whole joke
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19 Music jokes - 23936
- Q: Why don't violists play hide and seek? A: Because no one will look for them....Read the whole joke
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20 Music jokes - 23937
- Q: Why shouldn't violists take up mountaineering? A: Because if they get lost, it takes ages be...Read the whole joke
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