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1 Music jokes - 23898
- Q: If you were out in the woods, who would you trust for directions, an in-tune tenor sax player...Read the whole joke
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2 Music jokes - 23899
- Q: What's the definition of a gentleman? A: One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!...Read the whole joke
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3 Music jokes - 23900
- Q: How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn? A: Stick your hand in the bell and play...Read the whole joke
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4 Music jokes - 23901
- Q: What is the difference between a trombone and a trumpet? A: A trombone will bend before it b...Read the whole joke
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5 Music jokes - 23902
- Q: There is a frog driving east and a trombonist walking west. What can be surmised from this? ...Read the whole joke
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6 Music jokes - 23903
- Q: How many lead trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb? A: Fifty. One to do it an...Read the whole joke
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7 Music jokes - 23904
- Q: What do lead trumpet players use for birth control? A: Their personality....Read the whole joke
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8 Music jokes - 23905
- Q: What is the difference between a trumpet soloist and King Kong? A: King Kong is more sensiti...Read the whole joke
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9 Music jokes - 23906
- Q: What's the difference between trumpet players and government bonds? A: Government bonds even...Read the whole joke
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10 Music jokes - 23907
- Q: How do you know when a trumpet player is at your door? A: The doorbell shrieks!...Read the whole joke
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11 Music jokes - 23908
- Q: What is the range of a tuba? A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm....Read the whole joke
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12 Music jokes - 23909
- Tuba Player: Did you hear my last recital? Friend: I hope so....Read the whole joke
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13 Music jokes - 23910
- Q: How do you fix a broken tuba? A: With a "tuba glue."...Read the whole joke
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14 Music jokes - 23911
- Q: What is the best recording of the Walton viola concerto? A: Music Minus One....Read the whole joke
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15 Music jokes - 23912
- Q: What is the difference between a viola and a trampoline? A: You take off your shoes before y...Read the whole joke
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16 Music jokes - 23913
- Q: What is the difference between the first and last desk of a viola section? A: Half a measure...Read the whole joke
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17 Music jokes - 23914
- Conductor: Again from measure 5, if you please. Voice from viola section: But Maestro, we have no...Read the whole joke
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18 Music jokes - 23915
- Q: What do you call a person who plays the viola? A: A violator....Read the whole joke
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19 Music jokes - 23916
- Q: Why are violas so large? A: It is an optical illusion. It's not that the violas are large, jus...Read the whole joke
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20 Music jokes - 23917
- Q: What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories? A: Violists....Read the whole joke
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