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1 Movie and TV jokes - 23884
- Why does an actor enjoy his work so much? Because it's all play....Read the whole joke
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2 Movie and TV jokes - 23885
- Why do actors like snooker halls? Because that's where they get their best cues....Read the whole joke
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3 Movie and TV jokes - 23886
- Fred: I met a really conceited actor the other day. Harry: Why do you say he's conceited? Fred...Read the whole joke
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4 Movie and TV jokes - 23887
- Producer: Would you call your leading lady ugly? Director: Let's just say she'd look better on ...Read the whole joke
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5 Movie and TV jokes - 23888
- Q: How many movie directors does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just one, but he wants to d...Read the whole joke
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6 Movie and TV jokes - 23889
- Why can't anyone stay angry long with an actress? Because she always makes up....Read the whole joke
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7 Movie and TV jokes - 23890
- What kind of star wears sunglasses? A movie star....Read the whole joke
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8 Movie and TV jokes - 23891
- What is an Actor? A man who tries to be everything but himself...Read the whole joke
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9 Movie and TV jokes - 23892
- What sort of animals make the best TV presenters ? Gnus - readers !...Read the whole joke
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10 Movie and TV jokes - 23893
- What do you call a fight between film actors ? Star wars !...Read the whole joke
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11 Movie and TV jokes - 23894
- What do you get if you cross a dog and a film studio ? Collie-wood !...Read the whole joke
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12 Movie and TV jokes - 23895
- Why did Captain Kirk go into the ladies toilet ? To boldly go where no man has been before !...Read the whole joke
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13 Music jokes - 23945
- Person 1: It must be terrible for an opera singer to realize that he can never sing again. Pers...Read the whole joke
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14 Music jokes - 16744
- Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft? A: A flat minor....Read the whole joke
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15 Music jokes - 16745
- Q: What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away? A: Root position...Read the whole joke
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16 Music jokes - 16746
- Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison? A: Shoot one....Read the whole joke
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17 Music jokes - 16747
- Q: Two musicians are walking down the street, and one says to the other, "Who was that piccolo I...Read the whole joke
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18 Music jokes - 16748
- Q: What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw? A: It's all in the grip....Read the whole joke
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19 Music jokes - 23896
- Q: What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax? A: You can tune the lawnmower ...Read the whole joke
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20 Music jokes - 23897
- Q: How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb? A: Five. One to handle the bu...Read the whole joke
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