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1 Movie and TV jokes - 23864
- Q: How many 1st AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Why are you asking me that questio...Read the whole joke
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2 Movie and TV jokes - 23865
- Q: How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Uh...standby, I'll check on that...Read the whole joke
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3 Movie and TV jokes - 23866
- Q: How many UPM's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None! If you'd just make it a day e...Read the whole joke
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4 Movie and TV jokes - 23867
- Q: How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One -- but it's an 8 hou...Read the whole joke
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5 Movie and TV jokes - 23868
- Q: How many absurdist/surrealist comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: November....Read the whole joke
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6 Movie and TV jokes - 23869
- Q: What did the Production Manager give his kids for Christmas? A: Nothing. But he promised he...Read the whole joke
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7 Movie and TV jokes - 23870
- Q: How can you tell the dumbest actress working on a movie? A: She's the one sleeping with the ...Read the whole joke
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8 Movie and TV jokes - 23871
- Q: How many screenwriters to make "Titanic" a good movie? A: One more than they had....Read the whole joke
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9 Movie and TV jokes - 23872
- After a difficult day a struggling actor returns to his neighborhood and is shocked to find a ca...Read the whole joke
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10 Movie and TV jokes - 23873
- After a difficult day a struggling actor returns to his neighborhood and is shocked to find a ca...Read the whole joke
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11 Movie and TV jokes - 23874
- After a venerable career of endless, stellar successes the greatest director who ever lived is i...Read the whole joke
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12 Movie and TV jokes - 23875
- The producer of a low budget film is trying to convince the newly hired director of the quality ...Read the whole joke
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13 Movie and TV jokes - 23876
- One agent stops by another agent's table to tell him the big news: "Elvis just died!" The ...Read the whole joke
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14 Movie and TV jokes - 23877
- Denied membership in an exclusive country club because he was an actor, biblical epic star Victo...Read the whole joke
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15 Movie and TV jokes - 23878
- Why was the actor pleased to be on the gallows? Because at last he was in the noose....Read the whole joke
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16 Movie and TV jokes - 23879
- Fred: I'd love to be an actress. Harry: Break a leg then! Amy: Whatever for? Fred: Then you'...Read the whole joke
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17 Movie and TV jokes - 23880
- An actor went to see a new agent one day and said, `You must have a look at my act, it really is...Read the whole joke
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18 Movie and TV jokes - 23881
- What's the definition of a good actor? Somebody who tries hard to be everybody but himself....Read the whole joke
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19 Movie and TV jokes - 23882
- Neighbour: Haven't I seen you on TV? Actor: Well, I do appear, on and off, you know. How do yo...Read the whole joke
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20 Movie and TV jokes - 23883
- A bit-part actor finally got his first leading role in a major film. In one scene the actor had ...Read the whole joke
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