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1 Mouse jokes - 16735
- What do mice do when they're at home ? Mousework !...Read the whole joke
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2 Mouse jokes - 16736
- What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat ? 'Here Kitty, kitty, kitty' !...Read the whole joke
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3 Mouse jokes - 16737
- What kind of musical instrument do mice play ? A mouse organ !...Read the whole joke
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4 Mouse jokes - 16738
- Why do mice have long tails ? Well, they'd look silly with long hair !...Read the whole joke
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5 Mouse jokes - 23813
- Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves ? Mickey Moose !...Read the whole joke
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6 Mouse jokes - 23814
- How do you save a drowning mouse ? Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !...Read the whole joke
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7 Mouse jokes - 23815
- Where do hamsters come from ? Hamsterdam !...Read the whole joke
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8 Mouse jokes - 23816
- What's a mouse's least favorite record ? What's up Pussycat !...Read the whole joke
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9 Mouse jokes - 23817
- Why do mice need oiling ? Because they squeak !...Read the whole joke
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10 Mouse jokes - 23818
- What do rodents say when they play bingo ? 'Eyes down for a full mouse' !...Read the whole joke
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11 Mouse jokes - 23819
- What squeaks as it solves crimes ? Miami mice !...Read the whole joke
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12 Mouse jokes - 23820
- What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer ? Mice cubes !...Read the whole joke
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13 Mouse jokes - 23821
- What is a mouse's favorite record ? 'Please cheese me' !...Read the whole joke
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14 Mouse jokes - 23822
- What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see ? Three blind mice !...Read the whole joke
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15 Mouse jokes - 23823
- What is small, furry and smells like bacon ? A hamster !...Read the whole joke
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16 Mouse jokes - 23824
- Is there a mouse in the house ? No, but there's a moose on the loose !...Read the whole joke
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17 Mouse jokes - 23825
- When should a mouse carry an umbrella ? When it's raining cats and dogs !...Read the whole joke
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18 Mouse jokes - 23826
- What are crisp, like milk and go 'eek, eek, eek' when you eat them ? Mice Krispies !...Read the whole joke
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19 Mouse jokes - 23827
- What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights ? A mouseketeer !...Read the whole joke
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20 Mouse jokes - 23828
- What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk ? Dirty looks from the mouse !...Read the whole joke
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