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1 Monster jokes - 23774
- What is a monster's favourite drink? Demonade....Read the whole joke
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2 Monster jokes - 23775
- What do they have for lunch at Monster School? Human beans, boiled legs, pickled bunions and eyes...Read the whole joke
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3 Monster jokes - 23776
- What's the hardest part of making monster soup? Stirring it....Read the whole joke
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4 Monster jokes - 23777
- FIRST MONSTER: Am I late for dinner? SECOND MONSTER: Yes, everyone's been eaten....Read the whole joke
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5 Monster jokes - 23778
- FIRST MONSTER: I fancy eating the city of Hong Kong tonight. Care to join me? SECOND MONSTER: ...Read the whole joke
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6 Monster jokes - 23779
- MONSTER MOTHER: How many times have I told you not to eat with your fingers? Use the spade lik...Read the whole joke
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7 Monster jokes - 23780
- Little monster: Mom I've finished. Can I leave the table? Mommy monster: Yes, I'll save it for...Read the whole joke
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8 Monster jokes - 23781
- Little monster: Mom, why can't we have dustbins like everyone else? Mother monster: Less talki...Read the whole joke
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9 Monster jokes - 23782
- Little monster: Mom, Mom, what's for tea? Mother monster: Shut up and get back in the microwav...Read the whole joke
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10 Monster jokes - 23783
- Mommy monster: Don't eat that uranium. Little monster: Why not? Mommy monster: You'll get ...Read the whole joke
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11 Monster jokes - 23784
- What happened to Ray when he met the man-eating monster? He became an ex-Ray....Read the whole joke
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12 Monster jokes - 23785
- Waiter on ocean liner: Would you like the menu, sir? Monster: No thanks, just bring me the pas...Read the whole joke
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13 Monster jokes - 23786
- Why did the monster paint himself in rainbow colors? Because he wanted to hide in the crayon b...Read the whole joke
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14 Monster jokes - 23787
- Why was the big, hairy, two-headed monster top of the class at school? Because two heads are b...Read the whole joke
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15 Monster jokes - 23788
- What can a monster do that you can't do? Count up to 25 on his fingers....Read the whole joke
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16 Monster jokes - 23789
- What aftershave do monsters wear? Brute....Read the whole joke
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17 Monster jokes - 23790
- How did the world's tallest monster become short overnight? Someone stole all his money....Read the whole joke
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18 Monster jokes - 23791
- What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume? He was convicted of fragrancy....Read the whole joke
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19 Monster jokes - 23792
- Did you hear about the monster who sent his picture to a lonely hearts club? They sent it back...Read the whole joke
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20 Monster jokes - 23793
- Did you hear about the monster who had an extra pair of hands? Where did he keep them? In a ...Read the whole joke
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