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1 Monster jokes - 23734
- What does the hungry monster get after he's eaten too much ice cream? More ice cream!...Read the whole joke
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2 Monster jokes - 23735
- What's the difference between a dim monster and a birthday candle? The candle is a thousand tim...Read the whole joke
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3 Monster jokes - 23736
- Why did the monster put the cake in the freezer? Because he had been told to ice it....Read the whole joke
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4 Monster jokes - 23737
- 1st Monster: What is that son of yours doing these days ? 2nd Monster: He's at medical school. ...Read the whole joke
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5 Monster jokes - 23738
- First monster: That pretty girl over there just rolled her eyes at me. Second monster: Well yo...Read the whole joke
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6 Monster jokes - 23739
- What do young female monsters do at parties ? They go around looking for edible bachelors !...Read the whole joke
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7 Monster jokes - 23740
- Why is stupid monster like a jack-o'-lantern? They both have empty heads....Read the whole joke
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8 Monster jokes - 23741
- Girl Monster 1: "I hear you've met the perfect guy." Girl Monster 2: "Oh yes, he's a bad dream...Read the whole joke
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9 Monster jokes - 23742
- How does a monster begin a fairy tale? "Once upon a slime . . ."...Read the whole joke
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10 Monster jokes - 23743
- What monster plays the most April Fool's jokes? Prankenstein!...Read the whole joke
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11 Monster jokes - 23744
- What would you get if you crossed a monster with a Thanksgiving dessert? Bumpkin pie!...Read the whole joke
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12 Monster jokes - 23745
- Why did the monster get a ticket at Thanksgiving dinner? He was exceeding the feed limit!...Read the whole joke
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13 Monster jokes - 23746
- What did the monster say to the Thanksgiving turkey? "Pleased to eat you!"...Read the whole joke
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14 Monster jokes - 23747
- What would you get if you crossed a monster with a redcoat? A bigger target....Read the whole joke
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15 Monster jokes - 23748
- How do you stop a monster from smelling? Cut off his nose....Read the whole joke
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16 Monster jokes - 23749
- Where do you find monster snails? On the end of monsters fingers....Read the whole joke
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17 Monster jokes - 23750
- Where do space monsters live? In far distant terror-tory....Read the whole joke
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18 Monster jokes - 23751
- What's the difference between a monster and a mouse? A monster makes bigger holes in the skirti...Read the whole joke
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19 Monster jokes - 23752
- Did you hear about the monster with five legs? His trousers fit him like a glove....Read the whole joke
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20 Monster jokes - 23753
- What's big and ugly and drinks out of the wrong side of the glass? A monster trying to get rid ...Read the whole joke
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