I bought a box of animal crackers and it said on it "Do not eat if seal is broken." So I opened up the box, and sure enough...
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1 Monster jokes - 23714
- Did you hear about the monster who had an extra pair of hands? Where did he keep them? In a ha...Read the whole joke
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2 Monster jokes - 23715
- Why was the monster standing on his head? He was turning things over in his mind....Read the whole joke
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3 Monster jokes - 23716
- What do you get if you cross a tall green monster with a fountain pen? The Ink-credible Hulk....Read the whole joke
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4 Monster jokes - 23717
- Did you hear about the Irish monster who went to night school to learn to read in the dark?...Read the whole joke
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5 Monster jokes - 23718
- Why did the monster take his nose apart? To see what made it run....Read the whole joke
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6 Monster jokes - 23719
- What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume? He was convicted of fragrancy....Read the whole joke
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7 Monster jokes - 23720
- On her annual visit to another planet, an old lady turns to the cabin steward and says. "I hope ...Read the whole joke
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8 Monster jokes - 23721
- Mr Monster: Oi, hurry up with my supper. Mrs Monster: Oh, do be quiet I've only got three pair...Read the whole joke
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9 Monster jokes - 23722
- What's big, heavy, furry, dangerous and has sixteen wheels? A monster on roller-skates....Read the whole joke
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10 Monster jokes - 23723
- What should you do if a monster runs through your front door? Run through the back door....Read the whole joke
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11 Monster jokes - 23724
- How do you stop a monster digging up your garden? Take his spade away....Read the whole joke
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12 Monster jokes - 23725
- What do you do with a green monster? Put it in the sun until it ripens!...Read the whole joke
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13 Monster jokes - 23726
- What does a monster mom say to her kids at dinnertime? Don't talk with someone in your mouth....Read the whole joke
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14 Monster jokes - 23727
- What did Frankenstein's monster say when he was struck by lightning? Thanks, I needed that....Read the whole joke
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15 Monster jokes - 23728
- What happens if a big hairy monster sits in front of you at the movie theater? You miss most o...Read the whole joke
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16 Monster jokes - 23729
- First Monster: I'm so thirsty my tongue's hanging out. Second Monster: Oh. I thought that was ...Read the whole joke
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17 Monster jokes - 23730
- What do you call a huge, ugly, slobbering, furry monster with cotton wool in his ears? Anythin...Read the whole joke
105 0
18 Monster jokes - 23731
- The monster spent a fortune on deodorants before he found out that people didn't like him anyw...Read the whole joke
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19 Monster jokes - 23732
- How do man-eating monsters count to a thousand? On their warts....Read the whole joke
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20 Monster jokes - 23733
- Could you kill a monster just by throwing eggs at him? Of course - he'd be eggs-terminated....Read the whole joke
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