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1 Monster jokes - 23694
- What do you call a monster with two wooden heads? Edward Woodward....Read the whole joke
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2 Monster jokes - 23695
- What does a monster do when he loses his head? He calls a head hunter....Read the whole joke
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3 Monster jokes - 23696
- How did the monster cure his sore throat? He spent all day gargoyling....Read the whole joke
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4 Monster jokes - 23697
- On which day do monsters eat people? Chewsday....Read the whole joke
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5 Monster jokes - 23698
- What kind of monster can sit on the end of your finger? The bogeyman....Read the whole joke
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6 Monster jokes - 23699
- Little monster: Mom, I've finished. Can I leave the table? Mommy monster: Yes, I'll save it fo...Read the whole joke
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7 Monster jokes - 23700
- First monster: I have a hunch. Second monster: I thought you were a funny shape....Read the whole joke
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8 Monster jokes - 23701
- Did you hear the joke about the two monsters who crashed? They fell off a cliff, boom, boom....Read the whole joke
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9 Monster jokes - 23702
- How do you address a monster? Very politely....Read the whole joke
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10 Monster jokes - 23703
- Did you hear about the monster who had twelve arms and no legs? He was all fingers and thumbs....Read the whole joke
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11 Monster jokes - 23704
- HWhy did the monster lie on his back? To trip up low-flying aircraft....Read the whole joke
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12 Monster jokes - 23705
- What do you get if you cross a plum with a man eating monster? A purple people eater....Read the whole joke
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13 Monster jokes - 23706
- Where is the monster's temple? On the side of his head....Read the whole joke
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14 Monster jokes - 23707
- How do you communicate with the Loch Ness Monster at 20,000 fathoms? Drop him a line....Read the whole joke
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15 Monster jokes - 23708
- What should you call a polite, friendly, kind, good looking monster? A failure....Read the whole joke
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16 Monster jokes - 23709
- Boy: Did you know you can get fur from a three headed mountain monster? Girl: Really? What kin...Read the whole joke
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17 Monster jokes - 23710
- How can you tell if a monster has a glass eye? Because it comes out in conversation...Read the whole joke
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18 Monster jokes - 23711
- What makes an ideal present for a monster? Five pairs of gloves one for each hand....Read the whole joke
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19 Monster jokes - 23712
- Did you hear about the monster who lost all his hair in the war? He lost it in a hair raid....Read the whole joke
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20 Monster jokes - 23713
- What did the big, hairy monster do when he lost a hand? He went to the second-hand shop....Read the whole joke
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