"Weinberg's Second Law" If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker that came along would have destroyed civilization.
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1 Monster jokes - 16729
- What brings the monster's babies? The Frankenstork....Read the whole joke
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2 Monster jokes - 16730
- Did you hear about the monster who went to a holiday camp? He won the ugly mug and knobbly knees...Read the whole joke
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3 Monster jokes - 16731
- How does Frankenstein sit in his chair? Bolt upright....Read the whole joke
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4 Monster jokes - 16732
- What did one of Frankenstein's ears say to the other? I didn't know we lived on the same block....Read the whole joke
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5 Monster jokes - 16733
- How did Frankenstein's monster eat his lunch? He bolted it down....Read the whole joke
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6 Monster jokes - 23679
- Why did Frankenstein squeeze his girlfriend to death? He had a crush on her....Read the whole joke
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7 Monster jokes - 23680
- How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster? On a piece rate....Read the whole joke
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8 Monster jokes - 23681
- Frankenstein was sitting in his cell when suddenly through the wall came the ghost of his monste...Read the whole joke
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9 Monster jokes - 23682
- What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road? He was stopped for speeding, fined $50 and...Read the whole joke
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10 Monster jokes - 23683
- What does Frankenstein's monster call a screwdriver? Daddy....Read the whole joke
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11 Monster jokes - 23684
- What happened to Frankenstein's stupid son? He had so much wax in his ears that he became a perm...Read the whole joke
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12 Monster jokes - 23685
- Dr Frankenstein: Igor, have you seen my latest invention? It's a new pill consisting of 50 per c...Read the whole joke
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13 Monster jokes - 23686
- Igor: Only this morning Dr Frankenstein completed another amazing operation. He crossed an ost...Read the whole joke
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14 Monster jokes - 23687
- What happened when Dr Frankenstein swallowed some uranium? He got atomic ache....Read the whole joke
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15 Monster jokes - 23688
- Monster: Someone told me Dr Frankenstein invented the safety match. Igor: Yes, that was one of...Read the whole joke
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16 Monster jokes - 23689
- What do you call a mouse that can pick up a monster? Sir....Read the whole joke
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17 Monster jokes - 23690
- Why did the monster stop playing with his brother? He got tired of kicking him around....Read the whole joke
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18 Monster jokes - 23691
- What do you call a monster with a wooden head? Edward....Read the whole joke
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19 Monster jokes - 23692
- What does a polite monster say when he meets you for the first time? Pleased to eat you!...Read the whole joke
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20 Monster jokes - 23693
- How do you tell a good monster from a bad one? If it's a good one you will be able to talk about...Read the whole joke
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