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1 Military jokes - 23564
- A soldier keeps a mug upside down and tells the sergeant: - I can't drink from this mug. It h...Read the whole joke
118 0
2 Military jokes - 23565
- A general calls a colonel: - Do you have a couple of smart majors? - Yes I do. - Send the...Read the whole joke
126 0
3 Military jokes - 23566
- Q: "What has an IQ of 42?" A: "40 Marines plus their lieutenant"...Read the whole joke
126 0
4 Military jokes - 23567
- Q. "Why does the Navy put Marines on board ships?" A. "Because sheep would be too obvious"...Read the whole joke
107 0
5 Military jokes - 23568
- Q. "Why do the commodes in Marine barracks have the cut-out type seats?" A. "So that if the se...Read the whole joke
108 0
6 Military jokes - 23569
- The story goes that Air Force One was over the UK a few years ago and called up a USAF base "Req...Read the whole joke
118 0
7 Military jokes - 23570
- Q: How many British navy Officers does it take to change a light bulb? A: Only one, but it take...Read the whole joke
117 0
8 Military jokes - 23571
- Q: how many vietnam vets does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: YOU DON'T KNOW! YOU WEREN'T T...Read the whole joke
128 0
9 Military jokes - 23572
- Q: How many Honor Guards does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 22, one to screw it in, 21 to ...Read the whole joke
126 0
10 Military jokes - 23573
- Q: How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb ? A: 50. One to screw in the ligh...Read the whole joke
114 0
11 Military jokes - 23574
- Q: How many Pentagon procurement officers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Look, for onl...Read the whole joke
120 0
12 Military jokes - 23575
- Q: How many military information officers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: At the presen...Read the whole joke
126 0
13 Military jokes - 23576
- During the Vietnam War, a hillbilly soldier shot about a dozen of the enemy during his first bat...Read the whole joke
110 0
14 Military jokes - 23577
- A destroyer pulled into a foreign port, and put down maximum liberty. The skeleton crew didn't n...Read the whole joke
107 0
15 Military jokes - 23578
- Short-sighted sarge: "Attention! You also, you little one in the back row with the red cap!" ...Read the whole joke
123 0
16 Military jokes - 23579
- - When the general comes, report to me immediately. The general doesn't show. The sergeant get...Read the whole joke
149 0
17 Military jokes - 23580
- A draftee went in for his physical wearing a truss and with a little convincing acting got his p...Read the whole joke
117 0
18 Military jokes - 23581
- Colin Powell, once USA's highest ranking military officer, (now Secretary of State), loves to ...Read the whole joke
147 0
19 Military jokes - 23582
- Soldier Ivanov was ordered to peel a barrel of potatos. - In this day and age, the army shoul...Read the whole joke
171 0
20 Military jokes - 23583
- Sargeant Williams was the newest drill instructor at AOCS, Aviation Officer Candidate School and...Read the whole joke
144 0

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