Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
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1 Mental health jokes - 23489
- A group of psychiatrists were attending a convention. Four of them decided to leave, and walke...Read the whole joke
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2 Mental health jokes - 23490
- The aspiring psychiatrists were attending their first class on emotional extremes. "Just to es...Read the whole joke
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3 Mental health jokes - 23491
- A man walked into a therapist's office looking very depressed. "Doc, you've got to help me. I ...Read the whole joke
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4 Mental health jokes - 23492
- The psychology instructor had just finished a lecture on mental health and was giving an oral ...Read the whole joke
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5 Mental health jokes - 23493
- A guy had been feeling down for so long that he finally decided to seek the aid of a psychiatr...Read the whole joke
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6 Mental health jokes - 23494
- Why did the witch go to the psychiatrist? Because she thought everybody loved her....Read the whole joke
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7 Mental health jokes - 23495
- Psychiatrist: Well, what's your problem? Patient: I prefer brown shoes to black shoes. Psyc...Read the whole joke
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8 Mental health jokes - 23496
- What happens if you tell a psychiatrist you are schizophrenic? He charges you double....Read the whole joke
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9 Mental health jokes - 23497
- "The trouble is," said the entertainer to the psychiatrist, "that I can't sing, I can't dance, I...Read the whole joke
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10 Mental health jokes - 23498
- Fred: "Why are you so upset?" Harry: "My wife introduced me to her psychiatrist this morning." ...Read the whole joke
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11 Mental health jokes - 23499
- Patient: Why did you charge me a group rate? Psychiatrist: You've got multiple personalities....Read the whole joke
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12 Mental health jokes - 23500
- Did you hear about the auto mechanic who went to a psychiatrist and insisted on laying under t...Read the whole joke
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13 Mental health jokes - 23501
- A woman entered a psychiatrist's consulting room leadind a kangaroo."I'm worried about my husban...Read the whole joke
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14 Mental health jokes - 23502
- Doctor ! Doctor ! I think I'm going crazy. I have a carrot growing out of my ear. Amazing ! so ...Read the whole joke
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15 Mental health jokes - 23503
- What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats...Read the whole joke
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16 Mental health jokes - 23504
- Why is a psychiatrist like a squirrel? Because they are both surrounded by nuts....Read the whole joke
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17 Military jokes - 16719
- Coach Bobby Ross had put together the perfect Lions team. The only thing he was missing was a go...Read the whole joke
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18 Military jokes - 16720
- General Heath, a famous lover of parade music and marching drill ceremonies, once listened to a ...Read the whole joke
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19 Military jokes - 16721
- A retired sergeant was asked: "Well, how do you like civilian life?" "Terrible," he said gruffl...Read the whole joke
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20 Military jokes - 16722
- During an army basic training, the lieutenant took the batch on a match and asked each of them w...Read the whole joke
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