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1 Mental health jokes - 23449
- Doctor, doctor, people keep telling me I'm ugly! Lay on the couch, face down....Read the whole joke
124 0
2 Mental health jokes - 23450
- Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a spoon. Sit there and don't stir....Read the whole joke
109 0
3 Mental health jokes - 23451
- Doctor, doctor, I'm manic-depressive. Calm down. Cheer up. Clam down. Cheer up. Calm...Read the whole joke
119 0
4 Mental health jokes - 23452
- Doctor, doctor, I keep trying to get into fights. And how long have you had this complaint? Wh...Read the whole joke
120 0
5 Mental health jokes - 23453
- Doctor, doctor, I can't concentrate, one minute I'm ok, and the next minute, I'm blank! And how...Read the whole joke
114 0
6 Mental health jokes - 23454
- Doctor, doctor, I feel so short! No problem. Hop up on the couch....Read the whole joke
111 0
7 Mental health jokes - 23455
- Doctor, doctor, I feel like a small bucket. You do look a little pail....Read the whole joke
110 0
8 Mental health jokes - 23456
- Doctor, doctor, I've only got 59 seconds to live. Wait a minute please....Read the whole joke
104 0
9 Mental health jokes - 23457
- Doctor, I have a ringing in my ears. Don't answer!...Read the whole joke
118 0
10 Mental health jokes - 23458
- Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I'm under such a lot of stress, I keep losing my temper with ...Read the whole joke
118 0
11 Mental health jokes - 23459
- Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a bridge. What's come over you? Oh, two cars, a large truck and ...Read the whole joke
122 0
12 Mental health jokes - 23460
- How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? None. The light bulb will change it...Read the whole joke
121 0
13 Mental health jokes - 23461
- How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but the light bulb reall...Read the whole joke
123 0
14 Mental health jokes - 23462
- How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but it takes nine visits....Read the whole joke
125 0
15 Mental health jokes - 23463
- How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? "How long have you been having this ...Read the whole joke
118 0
16 Mental health jokes - 23464
- How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? "Why does the light bulb necessarily...Read the whole joke
117 0
17 Mental health jokes - 23465
- How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? One, but he must consult the DSM-I...Read the whole joke
119 0
18 Mental health jokes - 23466
- How many psychoanalysts does it take to change a light bulb? "How many do you think it takes?"...Read the whole joke
101 0
19 Mental health jokes - 23467
- What do Psychologists say to each other when they meet?" "You're fine, how am I? "...Read the whole joke
104 0
20 Mental health jokes - 23468
- The head doctors in an insane asylum had a meeting and decided that one of their patients was po...Read the whole joke
104 0

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