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1 Men jokes - 23394
- The difference between men and women A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman...Read the whole joke
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2 Men jokes - 23395
- Why did God create men first? Because we learn from mistakes....Read the whole joke
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3 Men jokes - 23396
- What a woman says: "This place is a mess C'mon, you and I need to clean up. Your stuff is ly...Read the whole joke
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4 Men jokes - 23397
- A man parked his car at the supermarket and was walking past an empty cart when he heard a woman...Read the whole joke
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5 Men jokes - 23398
- QUESTION: Why are lifesavers better than men? ANSWER: They come in five flavors....Read the whole joke
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6 Men jokes - 23399
- Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's a woman's job to stomp on them ...Read the whole joke
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7 Men jokes - 23400
- One Saturday afternoon, a man was sitting in his lawn chair drinking beer and watching his wife ...Read the whole joke
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8 Men jokes - 23401
- Wanting to lose weight, a woman placed a picture of a shapely, pinup model in her refrigerator t...Read the whole joke
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9 Men jokes - 23402
- Q. How are men like television commercials? A. You can't believe a word either one of them says...Read the whole joke
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10 Men jokes - 23403
- Q: Why is it dangerous to let your man's mind wander? A: It's too little to be out alone....Read the whole joke
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11 Men jokes - 23404
- Q: Why do men float better than women? A: Because they are scum....Read the whole joke
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12 Men jokes - 23405
- Q: What are the three types of men? A: The handsome, the caring, and the majority....Read the whole joke
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13 Men jokes - 23406
- Men are like coffee. The best ones are rich, hot and can keep you up all night....Read the whole joke
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14 Men jokes - 23407
- Men are like computers. Hard to figure out and never enough memory....Read the whole joke
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15 Men jokes - 23408
- Men are like coolers. Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere....Read the whole joke
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16 Men jokes - 23409
- Men are like chocolate bars. Sweet, smooth and they usually head right for your hips....Read the whole joke
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17 Men jokes - 23410
- Men are like power tools. They make a lot of noise, but it's hard to get them to work....Read the whole joke
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18 Men jokes - 23411
- Men are like remote controls. Simple. Easy to use. And usually lying around a TV....Read the whole joke
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19 Men jokes - 23412
- Men are like shag carpets. Soft, fuzzy and extremely easy to walk on....Read the whole joke
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20 Men jokes - 23413
- Men are like vacuum cleaners. They're not much fun, but at least you get to push them around....Read the whole joke
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