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1 Men jokes - 23334
- Q. How many men does it take to wallpaper a bathroom? A. Three, if you slice them very thinly....Read the whole joke
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2 Men jokes - 23335
- Q. Why do men buy electric lawn mowers? A. So they can find their way back to the house....Read the whole joke
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3 Men jokes - 23336
- Q. What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? A. You...Read the whole joke
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4 Men jokes - 23337
- Q: What's the best way to kill a man? A: Put a naked woman and a six-pack in front of him. Then...Read the whole joke
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5 Men jokes - 23338
- Q: How does a man keep his youth? A: By giving her money, furs and diamonds....Read the whole joke
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6 Men jokes - 23339
- Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail? A: Rename the mail folder to "instruc...Read the whole joke
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7 Men jokes - 23340
- Why don't women work as long and as hard as men in the office? They do it right first time....Read the whole joke
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8 Men jokes - 23341
- What does it mean to come home to a man who'll give you some love and tenderness? You're in the...Read the whole joke
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9 Men jokes - 23342
- Why do men act like idiots? Who says they're acting?...Read the whole joke
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10 Men jokes - 23343
- How do you lose fourteen stone of fat? Dump him....Read the whole joke
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11 Men jokes - 23344
- How can you tell if a man is cheating on you? He has a bath more than once a month....Read the whole joke
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12 Men jokes - 23345
- How do you confuse a man? You don't - they're born that way....Read the whole joke
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13 Men jokes - 23346
- When do men insist that women are illogical? When a woman doesn't agree with them....Read the whole joke
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14 Men jokes - 23347
- Where's the safest place to hide money from a man? Under the soap...Read the whole joke
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15 Men jokes - 23348
- Why does a man only get half-hour lunch-breaks? So his boss doesn't have to retrain him....Read the whole joke
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16 Men jokes - 23349
- How are men like carpet tiles? If you lay them properly the first time around, you can walk all...Read the whole joke
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17 Men jokes - 23350
- Why do so few men end up in Heaven? They never stop to ask directions....Read the whole joke
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18 Men jokes - 23351
- What do you call a man who opens the car door for you? A chauffeur....Read the whole joke
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19 Men jokes - 23352
- How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? No one knows, it's never happened....Read the whole joke
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20 Men jokes - 23353
- How many men does it take to make popcorn? Four, one to hold the pot, and three to act macho an...Read the whole joke
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