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1 Marriage jokes - 23299
- My wife sez that I'm too extravagant; that if anything ever happens to her, I'll have to beg. I ...Read the whole joke
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2 Marriage jokes - 23300
- QUESTION: What is honeymoon? ANSWER: That brief span of time between, "I do" and "You'd better...Read the whole joke
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3 Marriage jokes - 23301
- QUESTION: Why should a honeymoon only be six days? ANSWER: Because seven days makes a whole week...Read the whole joke
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4 Marriage jokes - 23302
- QUESTION: Do you know what is honeymoon? ANSWER: A short period of doting between dating and d...Read the whole joke
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5 Marriage jokes - 23303
- Two ladies were hanging out together and one was depressed. "What's wrong?" The depressed one r...Read the whole joke
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6 Marriage jokes - 23304
- Marriage is nature's way of preventing people from fighting with strangers....Read the whole joke
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7 Marriage jokes - 23305
- When Mr. Maxwell's wife left him he couldn't sleep. "She took the bed!"...Read the whole joke
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8 Men jokes - 16709
- A man is dining in a fancy restaurant, and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table...Read the whole joke
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9 Men jokes - 16710
- Men are like placemats. They only show up when there's food on the table....Read the whole joke
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10 Men jokes - 16711
- Men are like mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion....Read the whole joke
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11 Men jokes - 16712
- Men are like bike helmets. They are handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look si...Read the whole joke
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12 Men jokes - 16713
- Men are like government bonds. They take so long to mature....Read the whole joke
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13 Men jokes - 23306
- Men are like copiers. You need them for reproduction, but that's about it....Read the whole joke
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14 Men jokes - 23307
- Men are like lava lamps. Fun to look at, but not very bright....Read the whole joke
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15 Men jokes - 23308
- Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest....Read the whole joke
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16 Men jokes - 23309
- Men are like high heels. They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it....Read the whole joke
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17 Men jokes - 23310
- Men are like curling irons. They're always hot, and they're always in your hair....Read the whole joke
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18 Men jokes - 23311
- Men are like mini skirts. If you're not careful, they'll creep up your legs....Read the whole joke
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19 Men jokes - 23312
- How many men does it take to open a beer? - None. It should be opened by the time she brings...Read the whole joke
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20 Men jokes - 23313
- Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? - Because a woman who can't affor...Read the whole joke
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