DISCONFECT (dis kon fekt') v. To sterilize the piece of confection (lolly) you dropped on the floor by blowing on it, assuming this will somehow 'remove' all the germs.
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1 Lawyer jokes - 23022
- The first lawyer questioning a panel of prospective jurors began right off as an intimidating sh...Read the whole joke
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- A woman was being questioned in a court trial involving slander. "Please repeat the slanderous...Read the whole joke
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- A persistent job-seeker once appeared before President Lincoln and demanded an appointment to ...Read the whole joke
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- A convicted con man was recently found to be impersonating a lawyer in New York City. To which o...Read the whole joke
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- Changing lawyers is like moving to a different deck chair on the Titantic....Read the whole joke
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- Did you hear that the Post Office had to recall its series of stamps depicting famous lawyers? P...Read the whole joke
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- First person: Do you know how to save five lawyers who are drowning? Second person: No. First ...Read the whole joke
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- Have you seen the current remake of the movie "Cape Fear"? It's about a deranged psychotic who i...Read the whole joke
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- How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Cut the rope....Read the whole joke
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- How many lawyers does it take to grease a combine? Only one if you run him through slowly!...Read the whole joke
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12 Lawyer jokes - 23033
- How many lawyers does it take to stop a moving bus? Never enough....Read the whole joke
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- If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, how many orchards does it take for a lawyer?...Read the whole joke
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15 Lawyer jokes - 23036
- If I had but one life to give for my country, it would be a lawyer's....Read the whole joke
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- If you laid all the lawyers in the world head to foot around the Equator, then... Hey, come to ...Read the whole joke
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17 Lawyer jokes - 23038
- In the construction field, it is often noted that lawyers make the worst clients. However, a c...Read the whole joke
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18 Lawyer jokes - 23039
- What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion? You cry when you cut up an onion....Read the whole joke
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19 Lawyer jokes - 23040
- Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site when plumbers are working? ...Read the whole joke
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- Why is it that if you give a child an encyclopedia, "lawyer" is always the third thing they lo...Read the whole joke
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