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1 King Kong jokes - 22632
- What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the kitchen? Just don't monkey with him....Read the whole joke
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2 King Kong jokes - 22633
- What do you get if King Kong sits on your best friend? A flat mate....Read the whole joke
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3 King Kong jokes - 22634
- What do you get if King Kong sits on your piano? A flat note....Read the whole joke
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4 King Kong jokes - 22635
- What do you get if King Kong falls down a mine shaft? A flat miner....Read the whole joke
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5 King Kong jokes - 22636
- Why is King Kong big and hairy? So you can tell him apart from a gooseberry....Read the whole joke
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6 King Kong jokes - 22637
- How do you catch King Kong? Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana....Read the whole joke
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7 King Kong jokes - 22638
- What do you get if you cross King Kong with a budgie? A messy cage....Read the whole joke
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8 King Kong jokes - 22639
- What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty? "Are you my mother?"...Read the whole joke
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9 King Kong jokes - 22640
- If you crossed King Kong and a bell, what would you have? A ding-dong King Kong....Read the whole joke
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10 King Kong jokes - 22641
- What is big hairy and can fly ? King Kongcorde !...Read the whole joke
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11 King Kong jokes - 22642
- If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping pong and died. What would they put on his coffin ? ...Read the whole joke
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12 King Kong jokes - 22643
- What did the big ape say when he dialed incorrectly? "Oops! King Kong ring wrong."...Read the whole joke
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13 Knock Knock jokes - 16687
- Knock Knock Who's there ! Aardvark ! Aardvark who ? Aardvark a million miles for one of your s...Read the whole joke
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14 Knock Knock jokes - 16688
- Knock Knock Who's there ! Aaron ! Aaron who ! Aaron the barber's floor !...Read the whole joke
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15 Knock Knock jokes - 16689
- Knock Knock Who's there ! Abba ! Abba who ? Abba'out turn ! Quick march!...Read the whole joke
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16 Knock Knock jokes - 16690
- Knock Knock Who's there ! Abbey ! Abbey who ? Abbey stung me on the nose !...Read the whole joke
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17 Knock Knock jokes - 16691
- Knock Knock Who's there ! Abe ! Abe who ? Abe C D E F G H... !...Read the whole joke
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18 Knock Knock jokes - 22644
- Knock Knock Who's there ! Abel ! Abel who ? Abel to see you, ha, ha!...Read the whole joke
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19 Knock Knock jokes - 22645
- Knock Knock Who's there ! Abyssinia ! Abyssinia who ? Abyssinia when I get back !...Read the whole joke
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20 Knock Knock jokes - 22646
- Knock Knock Who's there ! Acid ! Acid who ? Acidently on purpose !...Read the whole joke
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