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1 King Kong jokes - 16682
- After being away on business, Tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift. "...Read the whole joke
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2 King Kong jokes - 16683
- Why did King Kong join the army? To learn about gorilla warfare....Read the whole joke
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3 King Kong jokes - 16684
- What do you do if King Kong sits in front of you at the cinema? Miss most of the film!...Read the whole joke
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- What happened when King Kong swallowed Big Ben? He found time-consuming....Read the whole joke
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5 King Kong jokes - 16686
- What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog? A monster that climbs up the Empire S...Read the whole joke
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6 King Kong jokes - 22617
- What's big and hairy and climbs up the Empire State Building in a dress? Queen Kong....Read the whole joke
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- How can you mend King Kong's arm if he's twisted it? With a monkey wrench....Read the whole joke
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8 King Kong jokes - 22619
- If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping-gong and died, what would they put on his coffin? ...Read the whole joke
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9 King Kong jokes - 22620
- What is as big as King Kong but doesn't weigh anything? King Kong's shadow....Read the whole joke
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10 King Kong jokes - 22621
- What do you get if you cross King Kong with a watchdog? A terrified postman....Read the whole joke
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11 King Kong jokes - 22622
- Who is the smelliest, hairiest monarch in the world? King Pong....Read the whole joke
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12 King Kong jokes - 22623
- What's brown and furry on the inside and clear on the outside? King Kong in clingfilm...Read the whole joke
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13 King Kong jokes - 22624
- Why didn't King Kong go to Hong Kong? He didn't like Chinese food....Read the whole joke
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14 King Kong jokes - 22625
- Why did King Kong paint the bottoms of his feet brown? So that he could hide upside down in a ...Read the whole joke
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15 King Kong jokes - 22626
- What is big, hairy and can fly faster than sound? King Koncord....Read the whole joke
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16 King Kong jokes - 22627
- If King Kong came to England why would he live in the Tower of London? Because he's a beef-eat...Read the whole joke
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17 King Kong jokes - 22628
- What business is King Kong in? Monkey business....Read the whole joke
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18 King Kong jokes - 22629
- What would you get if you crossed King Kong with a skunk? I don't know but it could always get...Read the whole joke
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19 King Kong jokes - 22630
- Where does King Kong sleep? Anywhere he wants to....Read the whole joke
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20 King Kong jokes - 22631
- What should you do if you are on a picnic with King Kong? Give him the biggest bananas....Read the whole joke
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