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young woman was appearing in court to face
a public disorder charge. The
charges were read o...Read the whole joke
||Judge jokes - 22594
- A prosecuting attorney called his first witness,
a grandmotherly, elderly woman, to the stand. H...Read the whole joke
||Judge jokes - 22595
- Prosecutor: Did you kill the
Defendant: No, I did not.
Prosecutor: Do you know what the ...Read the whole joke
||Judge jokes - 22596
- Judge: All your responses to the questions must
oral. Do you understand?
Judge: What...Read the whole joke
||Judge jokes - 22597
- Judge: Are you married?
A. No, I'm
Judge. And what did your husband do before you divo...Read the whole joke
||Judge jokes - 22598
- Judge: Your first marriage
was terminated by
A: Yes, by death.
Judge: And by whose deat...Read the whole joke
||Judge jokes - 22599
- Judge: You stated that the stairs went down to
the basement, is that correct?
Judge: A...Read the whole joke
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- Judge: What is your
relationship with the
A: She is my daughter.
Judge: Was she you...Read the whole joke
||Judge jokes - 22601
- Judge: Doctor, how
many autopsies have you
performed on dead people?
A: All my autopsies are on...Read the whole joke
||Judge jokes - 22602
- Jury: Twelve men and women
trying to decide
which party has the best lawyer.
Justice: A decis...Read the whole joke
||Judge jokes - 22603
- How many judges does it take to
Just one; he holds it still and the whole ...Read the whole joke
||Judge jokes - 22605
- Mr. Schneider stood up in court.
"As God is
my judge, I do not owe my
ex-wife any money."
Gl...Read the whole joke
||Judge jokes - 22606
- Judge to witness: "And where was the location of
Witness: "Approximately milep...Read the whole joke
||Judge jokes - 22607
- Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve
as a juror in
Juror: I don't wan...Read the whole joke
||Judge jokes - 22608
- A lawyer passed on and
found himself in
but not at all happy with his accommodations.
...Read the whole joke
||Judge jokes - 22609
- At night court, a man was brought in and set
before the judge.
The judge said, "State your name...Read the whole joke
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- Who is the most powerful ghoul?
Dread....Read the whole joke
||Judge jokes - 22611
- When is an English teacher like a judge?
When she hands out long sentences....Read the whole joke
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- A red-faced judge convened court
long lunch. The first case involved a man charged with ...Read the whole joke
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- It seems that a lawyer had a little bit too
much to drink and on his way home rear-ended the car...Read the whole joke