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1 Insect jokes - 22360
- What insect lives on nothing ? A moth, because it eats holes...Read the whole joke
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2 Insect jokes - 22361
- What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth ? An insect who can find its way around a dar...Read the whole joke
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3 Insect jokes - 22362
- How do stones stop moths eating your clothes ? Because rolling stones gather no moths !...Read the whole joke
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4 Insect jokes - 22363
- Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet ? He wanted to see the floor show !...Read the whole joke
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5 Insect jokes - 22364
- What's the biggest moth in the world ? A mammoth !...Read the whole joke
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6 Insect jokes - 22365
- Why was the moth so unpopular ? He kept picking holes in everything !...Read the whole joke
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- What do you call a grasshopper with no legs ? A grasshover !...Read the whole joke
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8 Insect jokes - 22367
- What goes 99-clonk, 99-clonk, 99-clonk ? A centipede with a wooden leg !...Read the whole joke
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9 Insect jokes - 22368
- Why was the centipede dropped from the insect football team ? He took too long to put his boots...Read the whole joke
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10 Insect jokes - 22369
- What is worse than an alligator with toothache ? A centipede with athlete's foot !...Read the whole joke
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11 Insect jokes - 22370
- What has 50 legs but cant walk ? Half a centipede !...Read the whole joke
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12 Insect jokes - 22371
- Why was the centipede late ? Because he was playing "This little Piggy" with his baby brother !...Read the whole joke
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13 Insect jokes - 22372
- What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken ? Enough drumsticks to feed an army !...Read the whole joke
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14 Insect jokes - 22373
- What did one centipede say to the other centipede ? You've got a lovely pair of legs, You've go...Read the whole joke
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15 Insect jokes - 22374
- What pillar doesn't need holding up ? A caterpillar !...Read the whole joke
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16 Insect jokes - 22375
- What does a cat go to sleep on ? A caterpillow !...Read the whole joke
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17 Insect jokes - 22376
- What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day ? Turns over a new leaf !...Read the whole joke
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18 Insect jokes - 22377
- What is the definition of a caterpillar ? A worm in a fur coat !...Read the whole joke
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19 Insect jokes - 22378
- Why don't other bugs like earwigs ? Because they are always earwigging their conversations !...Read the whole joke
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20 Insect jokes - 22379
- What kind of wig can hear ? An earwig !...Read the whole joke
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