Cashtration (n.) The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.
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1 Insect jokes - 22320
- What does the bee Santa Claus say ? Ho hum hum !...Read the whole joke
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2 Insect jokes - 22321
- Why did the bees go on strike ? Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers !...Read the whole joke
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3 Insect jokes - 22322
- Why do bees have sticky hair ? Beacuse of the honey combs !...Read the whole joke
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4 Insect jokes - 22323
- Where do bees go on holiday ? Stingapore !...Read the whole joke
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- What do bees chew ? Bumble gum !...Read the whole joke
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6 Insect jokes - 22325
- Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees ? Because they kept droning on and on !...Read the whole joke
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- What does a bee say before it stings you ? This is going to hurt me a lot more than it hurts yo...Read the whole joke
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8 Insect jokes - 22327
- What kind of bee can keep an aeroplane dry ? An aero-drone !...Read the whole joke
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9 Insect jokes - 22328
- What do you get if you cross a rabbit and a flea ? Bugs Bunny !...Read the whole joke
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10 Insect jokes - 22329
- How do you start an insect race ? One, two, flea - go...Read the whole joke
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11 Insect jokes - 22330
- What is the difference between a flea and a wolf ? One prowls on the hairy and the other howls ...Read the whole joke
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12 Insect jokes - 22331
- What to you call a Russian flea ? A Moscow-ito !...Read the whole joke
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13 Insect jokes - 22332
- How do you find where a flea has bitten you ? Start from scratch !...Read the whole joke
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14 Insect jokes - 22333
- Who rode a dog and was a confederate general during the American Civil War ? Robert E Flea !...Read the whole joke
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15 Insect jokes - 22334
- Two fleas where running across the top of a cereal packet ? "Why are we running so fast ?" said...Read the whole joke
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16 Insect jokes - 22335
- What did one flea say to the other after a night out ? Shall we walk home or take a dog ?...Read the whole joke
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17 Insect jokes - 22336
- What is a flea's favourite book ? The itch-hikers guide to the galaxy !...Read the whole joke
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- What is the most faithful insect ? A flea, once they find someone they like they stick to them ...Read the whole joke
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19 Insect jokes - 22338
- What insect runs away from everything ? A flee !...Read the whole joke
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20 Insect jokes - 22339
- What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor ? Ones going to itch and t...Read the whole joke
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