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1 Hair and bald jokes - 21717
- What side of a monster has more hair ? The outside !...Read the whole joke
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2 Hair and bald jokes - 21718
- Knock Knock Who's there ! Barber ! Barber who ? Barberd wire !...Read the whole joke
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3 Hair and bald jokes - 21719
- Why do polo bears like bald men ? Because they have a great, white, bear place !...Read the whole joke
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4 Hair and bald jokes - 21720
- What do you call a proton with big hair? A 'froton....Read the whole joke
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5 Hair and bald jokes - 21721
- A guy admired the hair of three girls. He walked by one and asked, "How'd you get such lovely bl...Read the whole joke
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6 Hair and bald jokes - 21722
- Q: Why are brunettes so proud of their hair? A: It matches their mustaches....Read the whole joke
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7 Hair and bald jokes - 21723
- A woman was cutting her husband's thinning hair, when their teenage son arrived home looking for...Read the whole joke
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8 Hair and bald jokes - 21724
- A guy walks in to the Barbershop. Barber says, "What will it be today?" Guy says, "well I want...Read the whole joke
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9 Hair and bald jokes - 21725
- There are three ways a man wears his hair - parted- unparted or departed...Read the whole joke
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10 Halloween jokes - 16622
- What do witches eat at Halloween? Spook-etti, Halloweenies, Devil's food cake and Boo-berry pie....Read the whole joke
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11 Halloween jokes - 16623
- Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party? He was going as a banana....Read the whole joke
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12 Halloween jokes - 16624
- Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties? Because there's lots of school spirit!...Read the whole joke
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13 Halloween jokes - 16625
- What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party? The cat ate her....Read the whole joke
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14 Halloween jokes - 16626
- What did the really ugly man do for a living? He posed for Halloween masks....Read the whole joke
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15 Halloween jokes - 21627
- What happened when the girl dressed as a spoon left the Halloween party? No one moved. They coul...Read the whole joke
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16 Halloween jokes - 21628
- Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party? Because ...Read the whole joke
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17 Halloween jokes - 21629
- Where do ghoulies go to on the day before Halloween party? To the boo-ty parlour....Read the whole joke
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18 Halloween jokes - 21630
- Doctor, doctor, I'm so ugly. What can I do about it? Hire yourself out for Halloween parties....Read the whole joke
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19 Halloween jokes - 21631
- Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween? Because so many witches are sweeping the sky...Read the whole joke
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20 Halloween jokes - 21632
- A boy went to a Halloween party with a sheet over his head. "Are you here as a ghost?" asked h...Read the whole joke
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