Cashtration (n.) The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.
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1 Hair and bald jokes - 21697
- Customer: Couldn't you see I was going bald? Barber: No, the shine from your head blinded me....Read the whole joke
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2 Hair and bald jokes - 21698
- Customer: Why did you take off so much hair? Barber: I didn't, nature beat me to it....Read the whole joke
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3 Hair and bald jokes - 21699
- Customer: Why doesn't my hairline look good? Barber: It's on the same old head....Read the whole joke
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4 Hair and bald jokes - 21700
- Customer: Why is my hairline receding? Barber: It's not. Your scalp is advancing....Read the whole joke
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5 Hair and bald jokes - 21701
- Karen: Have you noticed that Daddy is getting taller ? Sharon: No, why ? Karen: His head is st...Read the whole joke
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6 Hair and bald jokes - 21702
- Who never gets his hair wet in the shower? A bald man....Read the whole joke
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7 Hair and bald jokes - 21703
- What do you call a high-priced barber shop? A clip joint....Read the whole joke
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8 Hair and bald jokes - 21704
- For what person do all men take off their hats? The barber....Read the whole joke
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9 Hair and bald jokes - 21705
- If the Pilgrims came over on the Mayflower, how did the barbers arrive? On clipper ships....Read the whole joke
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10 Hair and bald jokes - 21706
- How can you avoid falling hair? Get out of the way....Read the whole joke
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11 Hair and bald jokes - 21707
- Why was the lady's hair angry? Because she was always teasing it....Read the whole joke
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12 Hair and bald jokes - 21708
- Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head? Because he wanted a head of hare (hair)....Read the whole joke
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13 Hair and bald jokes - 21709
- What should you buy if your hair falls out ? A good vacuum cleaner !...Read the whole joke
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14 Hair and bald jokes - 21710
- What kind of hair do oceans have ? Wavy !...Read the whole joke
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15 Hair and bald jokes - 21711
- I want a hair cut please. Certainly, which one !...Read the whole joke
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16 Hair and bald jokes - 21712
- What do you call a pen with no hair ? A bald point !...Read the whole joke
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17 Hair and bald jokes - 21713
- What do you call a policeman with blonde hair ? A fair cop !...Read the whole joke
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18 Hair and bald jokes - 21714
- What do you get if you cross a wireless with a hairdresser ? Radio waves !...Read the whole joke
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19 Hair and bald jokes - 21715
- What do you get if you cross a hairdresser and a bucket of cement ? Permanent waves !...Read the whole joke
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20 Hair and bald jokes - 21716
- How does a barber make phone calls? He cuts them short....Read the whole joke
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