Judging by the prison cell I'm currently in..'Your breasts' was not the wisest reply to 'Anything you say may be held against you in court'
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1 Humor jokes - 21936
- A woman reported the disappearance of her husband to the police. The officer looked at the guy...Read the whole joke
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- A young Jewish man excitedly tells his mother he's fallen in love and going to get married. He ...Read the whole joke
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- The young wife was in tears when she opened the door for her husband. "I've been insulted," sh...Read the whole joke
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- What is the difference between a English actuary and a Sicilian actuary? An English actuary c...Read the whole joke
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- Did you hear about the fire in the rednecks library? Both the books got burned, and one hadn't...Read the whole joke
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- How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ? Take them out their wheelchair....Read the whole joke
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- What's blue and sings alone? - Dan Ackroyd....Read the whole joke
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- Why did the janitor take early retirement? Because he realized that grime doesn't pay....Read the whole joke
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- What kind of hair do oceans have? ...Wavy hair....Read the whole joke
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- Mother: Fred, why did you put a slug in your grandma's bed? Fred: Because I couldn't find a snak...Read the whole joke
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- My mother-in-law has got so many double chins it looks like she is peering over a pile of panc...Read the whole joke
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- Q. Why do bakers work so hard? A. Because they need the dough...Read the whole joke
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- After a visit to the circus, Geoff and Don were discussing the thrills and marvels they had seen...Read the whole joke
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- Did you hear about the ghoul's favorite hotel? It had running rot and mould in every room....Read the whole joke
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- What happened to the wizard who ran away with the circus? The police made him bring it back again...Read the whole joke
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- A magician was employed by a Shipping Line to entertain the passengers during cruises. The capta...Read the whole joke
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17 Humor jokes - 21952
- A gang of witches broke into a blood bank last night and stole a thousand pints of blood. Poli...Read the whole joke
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- At the scene of a bank raid the police officer came running up to his inspector and said, "He go...Read the whole joke
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- When Fred was applying for a credit card, the manager of the credit card company asked him if he...Read the whole joke
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- Bank manager: I'm sorry, sir, you can't open an account with this sort of money. They're wooden ...Read the whole joke
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