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1 Gorilla jokes - 21599
- Which drink makes a Gorilla feel tipsy? An ape-ricot sour!...Read the whole joke
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2 Gorilla jokes - 21600
- Which is the favourite Gorilla proverb? A fiend in need is a fiend indeed!...Read the whole joke
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3 Gorilla jokes - 21601
- Which operetta make the Gorilla crack up? Nutty Marietta!...Read the whole joke
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4 Gorilla jokes - 21602
- Which song title makes an Ape heartsick? Gorilla My Dreams!...Read the whole joke
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5 Gorilla jokes - 21603
- Which technique does a Gorilla borrow from another animal when it gets romantic? The bear hug!...Read the whole joke
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6 Gorilla jokes - 21604
- Which two names figure prominently in every Ape's diet? Ben/Anna!...Read the whole joke
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7 Gorilla jokes - 21605
- Which wrestler do the Gorillas admire most? Gorilla Monsoon - he knows the ropes!...Read the whole joke
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8 Gorilla jokes - 21606
- Who is the Gorillas' favourite playwright? Eugene O'Neill - who wrote 'The Hairy Ape!'...Read the whole joke
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9 Gorilla jokes - 21607
- Who is the Gorillas' favourite President of recent years? Hairy Truman!...Read the whole joke
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10 Gorilla jokes - 21608
- Why are Gorillas underpaid? They're willing to work peanuts!...Read the whole joke
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11 Gorilla jokes - 21609
- Why couldn't the Gorilla pitcher make it in the major leagues? His balk was worse than his bite...Read the whole joke
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12 Gorilla jokes - 21610
- Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two? Because they are excel...Read the whole joke
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13 Gorilla jokes - 21611
- Why did the actor fire his Gorilla agent? The big Ape kept wanting to take more than a 10% bite...Read the whole joke
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14 Gorilla jokes - 21612
- Why did the Ape jump off the building? He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!...Read the whole joke
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15 Gorilla jokes - 21613
- Why did the girl Gorilla, engaged to the invisible man, call off the wedding? Because in the la...Read the whole joke
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16 Gorilla jokes - 21614
- Why did the Gorilla enlist in the ragged continental army? To avoid the draft!...Read the whole joke
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17 Gorilla jokes - 21615
- Why did the Gorilla fail English? He had little Ape-titude!...Read the whole joke
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18 Gorilla jokes - 21616
- Why did the Gorilla visit Italy? An advertisement's headline enticed him - See Ape-les and die!...Read the whole joke
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19 Gorilla jokes - 21617
- Why do apes climb to the tops of buildings? The elevator men are on strike!...Read the whole joke
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20 Gorilla jokes - 21618
- Why do Apes like tall buildings? They want to climb the heights of the business world!...Read the whole joke
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