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1 Farmer jokes - 21171
- A farmer lived on a quiet rural highway. But, as time went by, the traffic slowly built up at an...Read the whole joke
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2 Farmer jokes - 21172
- "Tell me," said the hiker to the local farmer, "will this pathway take me to the main road?" "...Read the whole joke
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3 Farmer jokes - 21173
- How did the aliens hurt the farmer? They trod on his corn....Read the whole joke
166 0
4 Farmer jokes - 21174
- Q: When is a farmer like a magician? A: When he turns his cow to pasture....Read the whole joke
173 0
5 Farmer jokes - 21175
- Q: Why did the farmer call his pig "Ink"? A: Because it was always running out of the pen....Read the whole joke
142 0
6 Farmer jokes - 21176
- A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talk...Read the whole joke
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7 Farmer jokes - 21177
- A farmer purchased an old, run-down, abandoned farm with plans to turn it into a thriving enterp...Read the whole joke
152 0
8 Farmer jokes - 21178
- Did you hear about the farmer's boy who hated the country ? He went to the big city and got a jo...Read the whole joke
151 0
9 Farmer jokes - 21179
- Why was the farmer hopping mad ? Because someone had trodden on his corn !...Read the whole joke
159 0
10 Farmer jokes - 21180
- Camper: Is it easy to milk a cow? Farmer: Sure it is. Any jerk can do it....Read the whole joke
156 0
11 Farmer jokes - 21181
- Camp Woodland was across the road from a dairy farm. One day the kids saw a large bull. 'Is tha...Read the whole joke
162 0
12 Farmer jokes - 21182
- Did you hear about the farmer who fed crayons to his chickens? He wanted them to lay coloured ...Read the whole joke
150 0
13 Farmer jokes - 21183
- How does a farmer send messages? By e-i-e-i-o-mail....Read the whole joke
158 0
14 Farmer jokes - 21184
- What is the difference between a dressmaker and a farmer? A dressmaker sews what she gathers, a...Read the whole joke
135 0
15 Farmer jokes - 21185
- Why are farmers cruel? Because they pull corn by the ears....Read the whole joke
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16 Farmer jokes - 21186
- What did the farmer say when all his cows charged him at once ? I'm on the horns of a dilemma h...Read the whole joke
188 0
17 Farmer jokes - 21187
- Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar ? He wanted sweet and sour pork !...Read the whole joke
148 0
18 Farmer jokes - 21188
- What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? Wheres my tractor!...Read the whole joke
173 0
19 Farmer jokes - 21189
- Farmer Brown put up a pig-shaped weather vane, but he's not happy with it. Instead of pointing...Read the whole joke
156 0
20 Farmer jokes - 21190
- Farmer Giles is so interested in conserving energy, he built a pig-powered car. He has to get ...Read the whole joke
186 0

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