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- Why were ancient Egyptian children confused? Because their daddies were mummies....Read the whole joke
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- YOUR SO BALD THAT WHEN YOU WHERE A TURTLENECK YOU LOOK LIKE A ROLL ON DEODORANT....Read the whole joke
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- A little boy walked down the aisle at a wedding. As he made his way to the front, he would tak...Read the whole joke
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- A husband and wife entered the dentist's office. The husband said, "I want a tooth pulled. I don...Read the whole joke
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- An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor. "Doctor, I just can't g...Read the whole joke
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- A lawyer with insomnia consulted her doctor. "Which side is it best to lie on?" she asked. "The...Read the whole joke
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- Three men: an editor, a photographer, and a journalist are covering a political convention in Mi...Read the whole joke
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- Why do women have smaller feet than men? - It allows them to stand closer to the sink....Read the whole joke
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- How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? - She starts her sentence with...Read the whole joke
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- Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties? Because there's lots of school spirit!...Read the whole joke
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- What did the really ugly man do for a living? He posed for Halloween masks....Read the whole joke
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- Q: Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road anymore? A: Because their eggs stink. (They're ext...Read the whole joke
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- Why couldn't the alligator send e-mails on his PC? Because it was on old croc....Read the whole joke
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- "Mommy, all the kids at school say I'm a werewolf! Is that true?" "No, of course not. Now shut...Read the whole joke
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- Yo Momma is so ugly that she scares blind people!!!!...Read the whole joke
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- Three women are about to be executed. One's a brunette, one's a redhead and one's a blonde. ...Read the whole joke
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- Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks?...Read the whole joke
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- Do vampires get AIDS?...Read the whole joke
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- Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?...Read the whole joke
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- Q. What does a woman's asshole do when she is having an orgasm? A. He is usually home with the ...Read the whole joke
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