You know the hardest thing about having cerebral palsy and being a woman? It's plucking your eyebrows. That's how I originally got pierced ears.
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1 Frog jokes - 21478
- What did one frog say.to the other? Time's sure fun when you're having flies!...Read the whole joke
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2 Frog jokes - 21479
- Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper? He had his own frog-horn....Read the whole joke
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3 Frog jokes - 21480
- What do you say if you meet a toad? Wart's new?...Read the whole joke
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4 Frog jokes - 21481
- Why doesnt Kermit like elephants? They always want to play leap-frog with him....Read the whole joke
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5 Frog jokes - 21482
- What do you get if you cross a frog with a decathlete? Someone who pole-vaults without a pole....Read the whole joke
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6 Frog jokes - 21483
- Q: How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming? A: SPLAT!!! He didn't....Read the whole joke
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7 Frog jokes - 21484
- What does a frog say when it washes car windows? Rub it, rub it, rub it....Read the whole joke
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8 Frog jokes - 21485
- Q: Why are frogs so happy? A: They eat whatever bugs them!...Read the whole joke
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9 Frog jokes - 21486
- Q: What does a bankrupt frog say? A: "Baroke, baroke, baroke."...Read the whole joke
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10 Frog jokes - 21487
- A frog came into a bank to obtain a loan. He spoke to the loan officer Mr. Paddywack. When Mr. P...Read the whole joke
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11 Frog jokes - 21488
- Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog in a pond...Read the whole joke
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12 Funny jokes - 50 best jokes - 16895
- A Jewish guy called Jacob finds himself in dire trouble. His business has gone bust and he's in ...Read the whole joke
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- Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH? A: A blonde going through a flashing...Read the whole joke
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- The officer shouted orders to a nearby soldier. With considerable bravery, the GI ran directly...Read the whole joke
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- "I was married 3 times" explained the man to a newly discovered drinking partner, "and I'll neve...Read the whole joke
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- What's the speed limit of sex? 68; at 69 you have to turn around....Read the whole joke
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- What did the egg say to the boiling water? "How can you expect me to get hard so fast? I just g...Read the whole joke
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- A minister gave a talk to the Lions Club on sex. When he got home, he couldn't tell his wife ...Read the whole joke
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19 Funny jokes - 50 best jokes - 16896
- A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the G...Read the whole joke
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- Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in the window seat, the othe...Read the whole joke
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