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1 Food jokes - 21423
- WIFE: "You look tired, honey. How about a nice steak, mashed potatoes and an apple pie for desse...Read the whole joke
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2 Food jokes - 21424
- Q: What what can you make from baked beans and onions? A: Tear gas....Read the whole joke
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3 Food jokes - 21425
- Several women were discussing what they should have for dinner. "If you're watching your weight,...Read the whole joke
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4 Food jokes - 21426
- Do you feel like a glass of carrot juice? Why? Do I look like one?...Read the whole joke
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5 Food jokes - 21427
- Would you like a duck egg for supper? Only if you quack it for me....Read the whole joke
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6 Food jokes - 21428
- What vegetable needs a plumber? A leek....Read the whole joke
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7 Food jokes - 21429
- What's a fresh vegetable? One that insults a farmer....Read the whole joke
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8 Food jokes - 21430
- Did you hear about the two peanuts walking in the woods? One was "a-salted."...Read the whole joke
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9 Food jokes - 21431
- Q: What did one strawberry say to the other? A:"Look at the jam you've gotten us into!"...Read the whole joke
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10 Food jokes - 21432
- Q: What do you call a fake noodle? A: An Impasta....Read the whole joke
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11 Food jokes - 21433
- What do you call an egg from outer space? An unidentified flying omelet!...Read the whole joke
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12 Food jokes - 21434
- What's a doll's favorite food? Barbie-Q!...Read the whole joke
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13 Food jokes - 21435
- Q: What do you call cheese that's not yours? A: Nacho cheese!...Read the whole joke
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14 Food jokes - 21436
- Q.Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A. He was feeling crummy!...Read the whole joke
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15 Frog jokes - 16607
- A librarian was quietly working when three chickens walked in and jumped on to the counter eyed ...Read the whole joke
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16 Frog jokes - 16608
- Q: What do you call a frog with no hind legs? A: Unhoppy!!...Read the whole joke
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17 Frog jokes - 16609
- I'd like a new frog, please. But you bought one only yesterday. What happened? It Kermit-ted s...Read the whole joke
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18 Frog jokes - 16610
- How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs ? They sit eggsaminations !...Read the whole joke
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19 Frog jokes - 16611
- What do you call a rich frog ? A golf blooded reptile !...Read the whole joke
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20 Frog jokes - 21437
- What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common ? Both have big heads that consist mostly of ...Read the whole joke
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