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1 Food jokes - 21403
- Why are fried onions like a photocopy machine? They keep repeating themselves....Read the whole joke
185 0
2 Food jokes - 21404
- What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom? "He's a real fun guy [fungi]."...Read the whole joke
156 0
3 Food jokes - 21405
- An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a tour of heaven b...Read the whole joke
151 1
4 Food jokes - 21406
- A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby tomato started lag...Read the whole joke
150 0
5 Food jokes - 21407
- What did the ice cream say to the unhappy cake? "Hey, what's eating you?"...Read the whole joke
135 0
6 Food jokes - 21408
- A fat girl went into a cafe and ordered two slices of apple pie with four scoops of ice cream co...Read the whole joke
148 0
7 Food jokes - 21409
- Camper: There's something wrong with my hot dog. Cook: Don't tell me. I'm not a veterinarian....Read the whole joke
163 0
8 Food jokes - 21410
- How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup? Read t...Read the whole joke
150 0
9 Food jokes - 21411
- What food are you able to can? Cannibal (can able) food....Read the whole joke
164 0
10 Food jokes - 21412
- What food is good for the brain? Noodle soup....Read the whole joke
160 0
11 Food jokes - 21413
- Why are oranges like bells? You can peel (peal) both of them....Read the whole joke
158 0
12 Food jokes - 21414
- How can you make a soup rich? Add 14 carrots (carats) to it....Read the whole joke
157 0
13 Food jokes - 21415
- What could you do if you were on a desert island without food or water? Open your watch: drink...Read the whole joke
145 0
14 Food jokes - 21416
- If there were no food left, what could people do? Country people could eat their forest preserves...Read the whole joke
172 0
15 Food jokes - 21417
- What do you get if you cross an alien and a hot drink ? Gravi-tea !...Read the whole joke
187 0
16 Food jokes - 21418
- Knock Knock Who's there ! Bacon ! Bacon who ? Bacon a cake for your birthday !...Read the whole joke
180 0
17 Food jokes - 21419
- Knock Knock Who's there ! Bean ! Bean who ? Bean working very hard today !...Read the whole joke
176 0
18 Food jokes - 21420
- Knock Knock Who's there ! Beef ! Beef who ? Beef fair now !...Read the whole joke
180 0
19 Food jokes - 21421
- Knock Knock Who's there ! Butter ! Butter who ? Butter wrap up - it's cold out here !...Read the whole joke
189 0
20 Food jokes - 21422
- WIFE: The 2 things I cook best are meatloaf and apple pie. HUSBAND: Which is this?...Read the whole joke
180 0

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