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1 Food jokes - 21383
- What cheese is made backwards? Edam....Read the whole joke
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2 Food jokes - 21384
- Say something soft and sweet to me. Dracula: Marshmallows, chocolate fudge cake......Read the whole joke
169 0
3 Food jokes - 21385
- Mom: Fred, there were two chocolate cakes in the larder yesterday, and now there's only one. Why...Read the whole joke
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4 Food jokes - 21386
- I went to see my doctor to see if he could help me give up smoking. What did he say? He sugg...Read the whole joke
196 0
5 Food jokes - 21387
- Boy: What's black, slimy, with hairy legs and eyes on stalks? Mom: Eat the cookies and don't w...Read the whole joke
188 0
6 Food jokes - 21388
- An irate woman burst into the baker's shop and said, "I sent my son in for two pounds of cooki...Read the whole joke
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7 Food jokes - 21389
- Jimmy, how many more times must I tell you to come away from that cookie tin? No more, mom. It...Read the whole joke
190 0
8 Food jokes - 21390
- What's the difference between a vampire and a cookie? You can't dip a vampire in your tea....Read the whole joke
183 0
9 Food jokes - 21391
- Three cookies were crossing the road when the first one was knocked down. What did the third coo...Read the whole joke
220 0
10 Food jokes - 21392
- How does a witch make scrambled eggs? She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove s...Read the whole joke
203 0
11 Food jokes - 21393
- At a party, a conjurer was producing egg after egg from a little boy's ear. "There!" he said p...Read the whole joke
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12 Food jokes - 21394
- What happens if you play tabletennis with a bad egg? First it goes ping, then it goes pong....Read the whole joke
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13 Food jokes - 21395
- My brother's on a seafood diet. Really? Yes, the more he sees food the more he eats....Read the whole joke
187 0
14 Food jokes - 21396
- A tourist walked into a fish and chip shop in Ireland. "I'll have fish and chips twice," he orde...Read the whole joke
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15 Food jokes - 21397
- What's red and green and wears boxing gloves? A fruit punch....Read the whole joke
195 0
16 Food jokes - 21398
- Teacher: If you saw me standing by a witch, what fruit would it remind you of? Pupil: A pear....Read the whole joke
235 0
17 Food jokes - 21399
- First boy: She had a beautiful pair of eyes, her skin had the glow of a peach, her cheeks were l...Read the whole joke
209 0
18 Food jokes - 21400
- Why did the teacher have her hair in a bun? Because she had her nose in a hamburger....Read the whole joke
247 0
19 Food jokes - 21401
- What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef? A humburger....Read the whole joke
185 0
20 Food jokes - 21402
- When Lee ate raw onions for a week what did he become? Lone Lee....Read the whole joke
169 0

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